Congrats on giving your kid a stupid name and yes when you tell her what she was named after she will hate you for it. But I figured you for white trash anyways.
I never really watched that show until my buddy was raving about her getting a UTI and peeing outside in her backyard when her bathroom was 10 feet away. I was hoping some dude would punch her face. Turned out J-Wow got punched. I was pissed. But, yeah, Frog, I'd use a couple of trojjies, and some duct tape if I were you bruh.
Meh.. I have an ordinary name. There must be 5 friends in my contacts alone with the same name. She would probably never know nor care. It would be different. Side note, My name is so ordinary that 'Twinky' is my legit nickname.
She's disgusting. Not hot. Fat. Stupid. Annoying. Pretty much the opposite of what I would ever look for in a chick. And she has STD's. And she slept with Pauly..he has AIDS.
I saw a sculpture once, where some people took a pigs head, and made it into a sculpture of Paris Hilton. I could only wonder, why not snooki? No snooki. I far prefer Rihanna Myself. Or Emma Stone. Or Charlize Theron.