Joke Thread!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by --Aether--, May 12, 2015.

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  1. The Chickens!
     
    #41 AshesOfEden, May 16, 2015
  2. Want to hear a joke? ATA support team.
     
    #42 Insanely_Logical_Psychopath, May 16, 2015
  3. Support
     
    #43 FilibeliOne, May 16, 2015
  4. Did you know that if you scream "bloody Mary" in the mirror 3 times your parents will tell you to shut up and go back to sleep?
     
    #44 FilibeliOne, May 16, 2015
  5. Jokes on you, I don't have a mirror.
     
    #45 Melissa, May 16, 2015
  6. What kind of tree can fit in your hand?


    Palm tree :p
     
    #46 AVentura123, May 16, 2015
  7. I was gonna post a certain joke but it's against the ToU

    So here's something that isn't against the ToU but is highly amusing!

    Did you hear about the thief who stole the calendar? No? Apparently he got twelve months!

    What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me!

    I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

    I entered 10 puns into a joke contest, I checked to see if any won, but no pun in ten did :(
     
    #47 Rikkimaru, May 16, 2015
  8. Maybe try some that sounds the same...
     
    #48 AVentura123, May 16, 2015
  9. It's the pianist joke.
     
    #49 Rikkimaru, May 16, 2015
  10. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass
     
    #50 IlBIlAIlRIlCIlOIlDIlEIlI, May 16, 2015
  11. 
     
    #51 --Aether--, May 16, 2015
  12. This is offense #1. 3rd offenses are final and you will be silenced indefinitely. 2 to Go.
     
    #52 MiniSye, May 16, 2015
  13. What? Did we get a new mod on the team?
     
    #53 Fritzmann, May 16, 2015
  14. I think that's the joke
     
    #54 IIllIlll_xXWarWolfXx_llIIIllI, May 16, 2015
  15. [​IMG]
     
    #55 RisingFix-Fire-bLaster, May 16, 2015
  16. Its All about your Face.
    Dont get Offended (Banner) lol
     
    #56 MiniSye, May 16, 2015
  17. Why dont cannibals eat clowns?
    Because they taste funny!
     
    #57 -Kelsier-, May 16, 2015
  18. What do you call a blonde with dyed brunette hair?



    Artificial intelligenge!
     
    #58 *-Sara (01), May 16, 2015
  19. I went out with the most beautiful girl the other night. The next day I was telling all my friends about it and they were saying "ya right, she's made up it's all in your head." Well the jokes on them, cause so are they!
     
    #59 Troopers, May 16, 2015
  20. That's like an old expression or whatever you call it. But it's talking about someone who committed suicide.
     
    #60 Immaculate_Heeze-Echo3Kilo, May 16, 2015
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