Under the Bridge...

Does anyone have any soap?

 

*shoves lit match down bear's throat*
KA-BOOM!

Problem solved 

 

I ate your arm before you shoved it down my throat. Problem solved.

 

*puts bear back together and revives him cuz...well...I can do that*
Do it again and you're not coming back

 

*comes running naked thrpugh the camp, steals salmon and runs*

 

*trips glow and he lands in the fire*

 

HER!**

 

I'm not a guy 

 

Damn. *gets up and hugs tod whilst on fire, burning him in the process*

 

*steals all the soap in the camp* nubs 

 

*apologizes to bearica*
sorry...
*sits down feeling ashamed*

 

*steals toilet paper*

 

Vladtod where you the old vlad ?

 

Can I have some soap?? My clan doesn't let me have soap anymore because I drop it a lot.

 

If you pick it up off the ground l. *throws soap on ground*

 

If you mean "-_-Vladimir_Tod-_-", no I am not, people quit asking me that! >_< I don't like being compared. (Someone is going to say *compares Vlad* aren't they?)

 

*picks up soap* *cuddles it* VICTORY IS MINE!!!

 

*puts water on the soap* >:3

 

Noooooo! 

 

*gives more soap* just kidding!