the merge stories of KaW: episode 1: Mario

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Anonymous_1234, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. @merc
    I'm engaged and have a wife
     
  2. Can you believe how many posts my alt has? 15! lol what a fail

    though i do sparingly use my alt
     
  3. o_O rly?

    and u dont need to call me merc im KarateKid22
     
  4. lol. Into ff.
     
  5. Enter Elite-ghoomba, Anonymous_1234 and bowser.

    Anon: What do we do now?

    Bowser: Sleep.

    Anon: Seriously.

    Bowser: Sleep.

    Ghoomba: Anon go fetch me some champagne.

    Exit Anonymous_1234.

    Ghoomba: So what do we do now?

    Bowser: Sleep.

    Ghoomba: [groaning] Can't we capture peach or something?!

    Bowser: Oh yeh I forgot let's go catch that new maiden, outdoortoast.

    Enter Anonymous_1234 with champagne.

    Anon: Did I just hear u say toast?

    Bowser: Yes.

    Anon: [cheering] Let's go capture her!

    Bowser: After I sleep.

    Exit bowser.

    Anon: [sighing] Can we go capture toast?

    Ghoomba: [shaking his head] Can't risk being caught, the boss is very strict sometimes.

    Enter a random ghoomba.

    Random ghoomba: The troops are gathered.

    Anon: Go away.

    Exit random ghoomba.

    Anon: Well I don't care I'm going after toast.

    Ghoomba: [shaking his head] I have higher clearance than you.

    Anon: Fine I'll go pick up some supplies then.

    Exit Anonymous_1234.

    Elite-ghoomba sighs and exits at other end.
     
  6. Wow. Pedo much!
     
  7. That idiot merc is tryna impersonate me again?
     
  8. Chapter 2.2



    As everyone entered wall mart Mario noticed there was only 1 package of wonder bread left.


    Mario: We must get the bread

    Luigi: Yeah let's do this

    Just then something big emerged from the shadows!


    Bowers: RAWRRR!!!

    King Ghoomba quickly went for the bread but Bowser Jr. cut him off.

    Mario: Let's do this for toast!

    Luigi: Charge!!!


    As they both ran Mario thought of something.



    Mario: There's enough bread for us all to have toast.


    Mini Ghoo: We want it all!


    Mario: You guys lose anyways so just take the deal.

    Bowser: How do we know you aren't gonna stab us in the back?

    Mario: I'm the good guy I can't do that.

    Bowser Jr: (runs off and grabs butter)

    All of them walk out and have outdoortoast after starting a campfire.



    Bowser: This is good

    King Ghoomba: Yes it is.



    They all enjoyed their toast then a giant battle broke out but nobody cares about that do they?



    The End





    Star-shock
     
  9. What happened to the official chapter 2?
     
  10. Official chapter 2 posting now
     
  11. Chapter 2

    Enter Mario, Luigi and Peach.

    Peach: This place stinks!

    Luigi: That's why it's called the sewers.

    Mario: Shush!

    Enter Anonymous_1234.

    Luigi: You again!

    Anon: Now now calm down I don't want to fight you.

    Luigi: Well I do!

    Anon: No no I just want a truce.

    Peach, Mario and Luigi: A truce!?

    Anon: Yep, it cones to my mind that we both want to get rid of Bowser so we should do it together.

    Mario: Wait, why do you want to get rid of Bowser?

    Anon: Duh! He treats us like slaves!

    Luigi: Oh.

    Anon: How about it?

    Mario: Well, you've backtracked us before. Like the battle of Dundun.

    Anon: What?

    Mario: The place where the ghoominions joined Bowser.

    Anon: Oh that was my uncle actually.

    Peach: I gotta pee.

    Exit Peach.

    Anon: Anyway I'm offering you something else too.

    Mario: What?

    Anon: [shows a picture of outdoortoast] We'll find her together too.

    Luigi: [shocked] Deal!

    Mario: [thinking of Peach] Um, ok.

    Anon: I knew you would accept.

    Enter Peach.

    Peach: Mario! The toilet won't flush come on use your plumbing skills!

    Exit Peach, Mario and Luigi.

    Anon: Those fools.
     
  12. Add on:

    Exit Anonymous_1234.
     
  13. WTF? This is poorly written at best....