The woods were dark, damp and wet.. It was around dusk when I went there to meet my blind date.. Her online profile says.. Attractive, outdoorsy vegan that likes long walks under the moonlight.. Can be moody sometimes..
All of a sudden a dark hairy figure appeared. The stranger was scratching it's crotch and had a very distinctive odour of dog filth. It reached out its paw and said "sqweeebop diddle ee dee sqweeebop, hello I'm the scat wolf and I'm your date"