Corrupt A Wish Game

World peace lasts for a day before aliens invade the now defenseless planet.




I wish I was hfbc.

 

But ATA shut down KaW before your last land.

I wish I had something to do now rather than read crappy threads.

 

You get blessed with ability to make crappy threads.




I wish I had a pony.

 

Then you turned into a Shetland


I wish I could teleport anywhere.

 

You accidentally teleport into Hell. Sadly, it's a one way trip.



I wish senpai would notice me.

 

You get stuck in between space

I wish I was a millionaire

 

Then the government takes all your money

I wish I had a big dick

 

Granted, but you also get large boobs to match it. Win or fail?



I wish I had a potato with me right now.

 

You get one but it has a pubic hair on it.


I wish for two monster tacos.

 

Granted, but you're in Russia so the potato bakes you.

I wish I knew karate

 

Done, but you get the monster diarrhea from the bad meat.

 

Sure. Karate is now the only thing you know.



I wish I was a unicorn.

 

A unicorn with a broken horn




I wish Santa was real

 

Mrs. Clause won't give you any HJs


I wish I had some beers

 

Sure, they're poisonous


I wish I could have a sheep

 

The sheep turns out to be psychotic and evil. Good luck with counting sheep tonight.



I wish DirtyLarry supported me.

 

He supports you drinking poisoned beer




I wish Obama gave me a cookie

 

It is an ebola cookie. Comes with free milk, though.



I wish I had a plain, untampered with and unpoisoned pizza.

 

The pizza contains....












Ghost chilli toppings.



I wish for some clean oxygen.

 

Some clean oxygen? Will 10 molecules do? Rest can be carbon monoxide.



I wish I had a tail.