WTF?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *lllllllllllllllllllnotabarcode (01), Nov 28, 2014.

  1. So walking down the street and I see 3 little kids playing hopscotch, so I sit on the park bench, and lean back to eat my meat pie.

    Then a man who looks really scrubby comes up behind one of the little kids and puts his hand over her mouth...

    I watch in awe and I see him drag her away, I drop my meat pie, take a large sip of my slushie and run after him. I yell out to him "HEY MATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GIRL!"

    He looks back at me bewildered, suddenly I'm sprinting at him full pelt and lunge and smash him over. Then I realise... Where's the girl?

    I punch the man in the face and look around I see another man pulling the girl into a van. So I run full pelt at him and some guy nearly hits me, I give him the bird and keep running.

    I hit the car and the guy locks the window, I smash the window and I realise.....



    He is the dad and the children are in the back and the guy I punched was the uncle who was trying to scare the girl as a joke.

    After I say sorry the guy thanks me because if he was a bad guy I would've saved her, then he gives me an estimated bill of the window cost 

    Smh.


    By popular demand it was a Coke and Raspberry slushie
     
  2. Did you really have to post this with a statless alt
     
  3. Better a mistake like this than the alternative.
    My total respect for your intention even if it was misguided this time.
    If the events had been more sinister you would be a hero.
    As it is you are a person that tried to do the right thing.
    I would rather hear of mistakes like this. Than one child abduction any day.
     
  4. What kind of slushie?
     
  5. If you believe this story you are a moron
     
  6. :lol: quite the interesting read, mate!
     
  7. How the hell do you lean back if you were walking?
     
  8. How the hell do you lean back if you were walking?
     
  9. Support.
     
  10. What? :shock:
     
  11. "So walking down the street and I see three girls (or something) playing hopscotch. So I lean back and eat my pie."
    How do you lean back if you were walking? Did he do some kind of bridge without any of his hands while he was eating pie?
     
  12. It's called doing the limbo :lol:
     
  13. *ing his back through superb muscular strength ;)
     
  14. K
     
  15. Lmao