Sorry this is so late, and sorry for creating so many threads, this is the last for a few days at least. Without further ado, here is the thread, as promised. Not Locked Hello my friends. Today is a very special day. For today is the day that Operation #Nood2k16 will commence. For those of you unaware of what this is, it is a movement dedicated to making me the president. Well now, that's a very good question Mr. Lampshade. The answer is nothing. Slightly Less Stupid Part Of This Thread Here we come to the Slightly Less Stupid Part Of This Thread, or SLSPOTF (pronounced "Sliss-Pot-Feh). This will be a stable in upcoming stupid thread that I create like this one. So, let's actually take a look at the SLSPOTF. My thread regarding username "" WAS NOT LOCKED. As promised, I have created a petition to get me moderator status. I also ran for president, but that was the stupid part of this thread. Now, you're probably all wondering, Well kiddos, See the thing is, you aren't. You are inferior. And my thread wasn't locked, so I have to create a petition to give me mod status. The goal is 2 signatures, preferably around 16000, but I could make do with 50 signatures I suppose. Well, now that you have thoroughly read my plea, sign by saying "#Nood2k16". tl;dr I hate myself
If elected as the President of nothing can you guarantee a lack of effort towards stability & prosperity in ur life which will maintain ur ass's state as being firmly planted in ur chair other than to grab sum chips and quench ur thirst from long hrs of forum trolling?