Wizard in need

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Finite, Mar 18, 2015.

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  1. Hello, I'm hiring a wizard for a wizard job. No questions just please bring your wand and a pointed hat, if you don't have a hat you're just a dude with a stick in your hand. So don't bother me. Also, if you don't have a beard your a low level noob wizard so also don't bother.
     
    #1 Finite, Mar 18, 2015
  2. May I refer you to Harry Dresden.
     
    #2 Davey_Jones, Mar 18, 2015
  3. Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden to be precise.
     
    #3 Davey_Jones, Mar 18, 2015
  4. Excellent.
     
    #4 Finite, Mar 18, 2015
  5. I try to be a clean shaven wizard.
     
    #5 zorkay, Mar 18, 2015
  6. Dresden  the lad
     
    #6 OJ_TheRefreshingBeverage, Mar 18, 2015
  7. He's in Chicago tho
     
    #7 Xilver, Mar 18, 2015
  8. He's supposed to be really good tho from what I've read and heard
     
    #8 Xilver, Mar 18, 2015
  9. How may I be of service
     
    #9 ___R___U____A_____WizRad------, Mar 18, 2015
  10. Lol OP rocks. Best thread I read today.
     
    #10 O_o_____Frog____o_0, Mar 18, 2015
  11. Staff? Check. (Its a broomstick) Hat? Check. (Traffic cone) Beard? Wait........................mmmmm beeeaaarrrd. Definitely check. Magic? Poocheckooof!
    Done. So..... what seems to be the problem? How can I be of nuisa..assistance?
     
    #11 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Mar 18, 2015
  12. Does snowman count as a wizard we have a hat and stick and could have a beard?
     
    #12 Snowman, Mar 18, 2015
  13. A wizard you say, i dabble in the arcane and mystical art of magic. I am no "white or gray" wizard. No weak spells or incantation and indeed my wand is strong, my hat is indeed pointed. My beard is the envy of all who are beardless. Im not cheap though. What is it you seek?

    Ꮙℐℒℰ ℳᎯᎶℐᏦ
     
    #13 WiCkEd-MaGiK, Mar 18, 2015
  14. I Specialize in the Arts of the Damned, necormancy and blood magic
     
    #14 TheFrozenShogun, Mar 18, 2015
  15. Wizards how much does it cost to turn my goldfish in to a drug lord
     
    #15 Finite, Mar 18, 2015
  16. one bubble butt Latina
     
    #16 TheFrozenShogun, Mar 18, 2015
  17. Would a pigeon work?
     
    #17 Finite, Mar 18, 2015
  18. I can make mail disappear ...... is that close enough to a wizard?
     
    #18 The_Postman, Mar 19, 2015
  19. I never realized how important the hat was. Now I just feel like an idiot with a damn stick.
     
    #19 _BuTtNaKeD_-SpAzTeCiAn-_TwInKy, Mar 19, 2015
  20. I've always just been an idiot with a stick. :D
     
    #20 iNiteshado, Mar 19, 2015
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