win salty's heart!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by saltyfeet, Mar 16, 2015.

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  1. Yes! The contest to keep salty's all for yourself is finally here!
    You could rp him, fight with him, kick ass together,get silenced together,get grammar lessons by kaws biggest grammar dictators together,...the possibilities r endless. You might even get a shot to "fix" him.

    U no salty is quite a catch! Hes a badass but the guy has a golden heart. U no that. He cares. He loves animals and lifting. All of his exes sorely miss him and wish they could b with him again.hes a good boss and a good son.

    Dont miss this oportunity to fell in lobe!

    Be cherished, loved,pampered by saltys neberending love.

    To have a chance, please post your entry estating why ud like to b part of saltys life. THE CHEESIEST THE BETTA. he loves that stuff.

    Ready,set,go!


    Pd. Terra and jackdaniels r not eligible for this contest
     
    #1 saltyfeet, Mar 16, 2015
  2. Becuz salty needs a life

    (Jk, salty is awesome. Ummm... Because I asked?)
     
    #2 NEO-_kkaazzuuyyaa_-NEO, Mar 16, 2015
  3. You know, (if the picture thread is accurate) Jack is cute as hell don't you?
     
    #3 Ghost2, Mar 16, 2015
  4. Seems like you got the -kali- disease
     
    #4 yusuff13, Mar 16, 2015
  5. I would like to be with salty because he is the second most important thing in my life, behind only meth.
     
    #5 Takbir, Mar 16, 2015
  6. Why?
     
    #6 catschrodinger, Mar 16, 2015
  7. Shes obnoxious as hell too. So no.
     
    #7 saltyfeet, Mar 16, 2015
  8. You're a guy? My mind has been blown
     
    #8 DrFrost, Mar 16, 2015
  9. Not eligible Cuz I already won

    ALL ENTRIES ARE CLOSE TYVM
     
    #9 JackDaniels, Mar 16, 2015
  10. Darn it jack. Go away
     
    #10 saltyfeet, Mar 16, 2015
  11. If Ya want me to go in Ur pm U can just askk. Jeez.
     
    #11 JackDaniels, Mar 16, 2015
  12. Either winning or not, you are already not eligible for SaltyFeet's contest today. You may not even be allowed to be in Salty's thread!
     
    #12 sean893, Mar 16, 2015
  13. U just want salty to Urself eh Sean? Icic.
     
    #13 JackDaniels, Mar 16, 2015
  14. I wanna be part of salty's life because Obama said so
     
    #14 Seth, Mar 16, 2015
  15. Why would I want to learn to love this guy? More specifically win his heart?

    If Frog hasn't posted on this thread yet with his boob pics, please do. That's the only thing besides Salty's poor grammar that makes this thread interesting.

     
    #15 catschrodinger, Mar 16, 2015
  16. Obama said so? Jeez he's making a whole bunch of bad decisions now
     
    #16 sithi13, Mar 16, 2015
  17. Encouraging ppl to derail uh?
     
    #17 saltyfeet, Mar 16, 2015
  18. Says the guy who derails threads for a living.
     
    #18 catschrodinger, Mar 16, 2015
  19. #AmericanGenius2k15
     
    #19 catschrodinger, Mar 16, 2015

  20. Devon has quite a mouth. One wouldnt expect that from someone who surrenders after a couple hrs of inc :lol:
     
    #20 saltyfeet, Mar 16, 2015
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