FIGHTING SCORPIONS? Chances are, you have read the plethoria of threads on how to handle the new epic battle. I have the SECRETS! Now, a little known fact: I used to live in Damas. The place is disgusting. Housing market is out of control. It's full of sand, trash, underworld demons, and Democrats. That being said, once Governor Arkosa flipped her lid and turned her boyfriend into a killer scorpion and proclaimed herself "Princess", I decided to leave town. Good thing I did. I heard they killed the local radio DJ and now have "Rock You Like A Hurricane" on a permanent loop. Oh yes, my "guide". :lol: I shall give you the ol' skinny on how to wipe these new EBsies off the map.... STAGE 1 : The Beginning Attack/Scout/Assassinate or Steal (or maybe do an item) ... until you can't do it anymore. If you try an action, and it fails, first cry, then throw a mini-tantrum, then ask a clanmate what to do, as I am busy washing my hair. If you still cannot figure it out, no worries, Wulf will update his guide as soon as he is done with his breakfast and/or bottle of Woodford Reserve. STAGE 2 : The Middle This part is important. Not only does it have to come right after the beginning, but the end is right after it. Attack, Assassinate, Scout or Steal (maybe use an item or 1000) This is complicated, so please pay attention. STAGE 3 : The End Hopefully at this stage of the game, you have help, like from legit other players in the game. Attack, Assassinate, Scout or Steal (maybe use an item, or an xtal or 6) This way you will finish the EB and be able to enjoy the shiny new ring that the guy/girl/thing that joined the EB 3 minutes before it ended just got. Maybe you can "test" it's effectiveness for him/her/it. All hail the Princess... I bid you all a fond farewell. I love you like Kim Kardashian loves bad decisions.
Why do you have to sift the AT board to post 2nd on a thread? I counted to 20 before I clicked "post". HOW GOOD AM I!? I nailed you!
I didn't make fun of them. I just basically said they were a determining factor in me wanting to vacate the area that they reside... Because they suck at life. :lol: