WILLY...WHAT IS THIS MAGIC YOU SPEAK OF? Salutations, lowly forum junkie looking for a quick fix of information! I am your local internet Jesus. And welcome to biggest waste of your next 5-15 minutes (Times based upon how fast you can process stupidity). Allow me to open up the walls of your reality, and expose you to a world that you did not know existed....a world of power and advantage. A world that allows you to have the upper hand in certain situations! REAL LIFE ITEMS! Unbeknownst to most of you, item drops occur EVERY DAY on this planet. The only difference between the winners and losers is simple.... Losers were not looking. But i'm looking. Because I care. I care for you and the betterment of your life. I care for the....OK YEAH WHATEVER...I'm looking for cheap laughs. There, I said it. And you're still reading. Here is my "guide" to all of the Items in life's own daily Epic Battle... ABYSSAL BREATH SPRAY DESIGN: - An eight chambered "bottle of freshness" designed to rid the world of it's lower echelon of .... halitosis. One squirt lasts an eternity! LEONINE CHURCH TANK DESIGN: - Nothing says "Holy War" like this bad boy. Guaranteed to escalate any issue you may or may not have. Also, eliminates the hassle of having to drive to church on Sunday...or any day. AND its made out of leonine....whatever that **** is. SILICA XRAY GLASSES OF SILENCE DESIGN: - Seeing through things is always a good thing. (Except obese and hairy peoples clothing) REGARDLESS....stare at people with these spectors, and watch how quiet and uncomfortable they get. Guaranteed! BLOODLUST ELIXIR DESIGN: - The choice of a new generation! This powerful drink will enrage you with fury and make you long for the blood of your enemies. Increases attack and defensive driving skills by 45,000,000. Consume at your own risk.
I had a pair of glasses that looked like that. Sometimes when I rode the bus, I would stare at people until they got off.
I think i got a drop from life.. Its a keychain monkey that farts when u press its belly! Looks like changos wall signature.
Nice willy. Maybe add some more as you see em. I'd post some pics but my freaking photo bucket doesn't work no matter what try. Alright. Farr out