Willy's Guide: Real Life Items

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Sep 22, 2012.

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    WILLY...WHAT IS THIS MAGIC YOU SPEAK OF?


    Salutations, lowly forum junkie looking for a quick fix of information! I am your local internet Jesus.

    And welcome to biggest waste of your next 5-15 minutes (Times based upon how fast you can process stupidity). Allow me to open up the walls of your reality, and expose you to a world that you did not know existed....a world of power and advantage.

    A world that allows you to have the upper hand in certain situations!


    REAL LIFE ITEMS!


    Unbeknownst to most of you, item drops occur EVERY DAY on this planet. The only difference between the winners and losers is simple....

    Losers were not looking.

    But i'm looking. Because I care. I care for you and the betterment of your life. I care for the....OK YEAH WHATEVER...I'm looking for cheap laughs. There, I said it.


    And you're still reading.


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    Here is my "guide" to all of the Items in life's own daily Epic Battle...



    ABYSSAL BREATH SPRAY

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    DESIGN: - An eight chambered "bottle of freshness" designed to rid the world of it's lower echelon of .... halitosis. One squirt lasts an eternity!



    LEONINE CHURCH TANK

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    DESIGN: - Nothing says "Holy War" like this bad boy. Guaranteed to escalate any issue you may or may not have. Also, eliminates the hassle of having to drive to church on Sunday...or any day. AND its made out of leonine....whatever that **** is.



    SILICA XRAY GLASSES OF SILENCE

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    DESIGN: - Seeing through things is always a good thing. (Except obese and hairy peoples clothing) REGARDLESS....stare at people with these spectors, and watch how quiet and uncomfortable they get. Guaranteed!



    BLOODLUST ELIXIR

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    DESIGN: - The choice of a new generation! This powerful drink will enrage you with fury and make you long for the blood of your enemies. Increases attack and defensive driving skills by 45,000,000. Consume at your own risk.
     
  2. THIS SPOT IS FOR SALE
     
  3. Enlightening.
     
  4. How much are they? :shock:
     
  5. I had a pair of glasses that looked like that. Sometimes when I rode the bus, I would stare at people until they got off.
     
  6. Anyway to increase the drop chance on these items?
     
  7. Churchills (The Real Name of that tank) are ******* BOSS :twisted:
     
  8. Buy 20$ worth of nobility, and go to your local oracle and buy the item drop booster pack.
     
  9. Can I buy that spot willy. :d
     
  10. @ Stuner

    Buy my allies, and you can have it. 
     
  11. Ohhh Willy, you did it again 
     
  12. I think i got a drop from life..
    Its a keychain monkey that farts when u press its belly! Looks like changos wall signature.
     
  13. Nice willy. Maybe add some more as you see em.

    I'd post some pics but my freaking photo bucket doesn't work no matter what try.

    Alright.

    Farr out
     
  14. I set my church on fire and it didn't he stronger :( dumb mage