Willy's Guide: Pinning Someone Correctly

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 4, 2015.

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  1. HEY GANG!



    It has come to my attention that the good lot of warriors in this real life game of war and politics and tactical sabotage actually have ZERO idea how to actually pin someone.



    Well, being the Valiant Knight that I am, a tutorial thread I shall create.





    STEP ONE: Go to your closet and find some spandex. Maybe a sports bra or spanx. Make yourself a snazzy outfit to allow physical activity.


    STEP B: Join a pro wrestling division. I don't care which. WWE, IMPACT...don't care which.


    STEP 4: Create a nickname. (use your KAW name for reference)


    EXHIBIT Q: Wander up behind an unsuspecting pro wrestler, preferably a skinny woman for best effect. Wrap her arms up, and roll her onto the ground.

    Make sure you are on top, and that a referee is there to count as seen below....her shoulders need to be on the mat or ground or pavement (depending on where you are).






    Voila! You've now pinned someone. Congrats.
     
    #1 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 4, 2015



  2. I see what you've done here
     
    #2 PRIME, Jan 4, 2015
  3. Yeah but what do you do with the 3rd man in who trys to break it up?
     
    #3 Inglorious_Saberwulf, Jan 4, 2015
  4. Call him out for everyone to hit for interfering
     
    #4 -ShadowedAngel-, Jan 4, 2015
  5. K willy let me know when u lose ur pin-ginity bud CUZ last time checked u a big fat ole EB Noob.

    Stop spamming forums with useless crap u have no expertise in. Waste of everyone time...call Val over his guide would b 13.1% better than this piece of trash.

    No support for willy the ace.
     
    #5 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015
  6. Honestly I'm sending feedback and emails...ridiculous how such a loser player such as urself can earn a valiant knight. Better as that Cuz it's gonna be gone by morning bud

    #burntheace
     
    #6 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015
  7. Pharti


    Can you just take my advice and pin someone with your arms and not your mouth?


    Your forum pins are relentless, but the world is so much bigger than that.
     
    #7 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 4, 2015
  8. Instructions too hard. Got horn stuck in boat.
     
    #8 -Narwhal, Jan 4, 2015
  9. Willythedeuce 13/13 atk 6/8 assas p/0


    :D
     
    #9 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015
  10. Much pro. Considering the battle log says otherwise.
     
    #10 Rikkimaru, Jan 4, 2015
  11. No support
     
    #11 maddogmorganRenamed, Jan 4, 2015
  12. 21/21/8 ass pin.


    Enjoy :D
     
    #12 Oli_MaCHiNE-Bear, Jan 4, 2015
  13. Lol^

    Battlelog:

    OliBear 5/26 assas.

    Rest fails, even failed a couple scouts on me
     
    #13 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015
  14. Lol!
     
    #14 Oli_MaCHiNE-Bear, Jan 4, 2015
  15. I luv u bbcakes

    Anyone who looks that hot in pink is on my Christmas list <3
     
    #15 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015
  16. Say no to spanxs. Just don't.
    Willy. What if I want to be the one doing the pinning? D:
     
    #16 Lil-Lady-in-Police-Hand-Cuffs2, Jan 4, 2015
  17. Stop. Willy's fat
     
    #17 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015
  18. I don't want to pin willy. And I wasn't talking to you :lol:
     
    #18 Lil-Lady-in-Police-Hand-Cuffs2, Jan 4, 2015
  19. But ur talking to me now.

    Anyone know that were engaging in this exciting conversation I'll take a Big Mac combo with a coke
     
    #19 PhartacusX, Jan 4, 2015

  20. You need to wear whatever you feel comfortable in. Spanx, spandex, leather, silk...I'm not picky.
     
    #20 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 4, 2015
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