I wanted to address something that I believe is becoming somewhat of a trend... -NOT POSTING WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT- Personally, I find it mildly amusing. Someone will actually go through the motions of creating a separate account to talk **** to other players, thus eliminating any kind of retribution for their comments. In theory, it works for them. They can say whatever they like about anyone, and sit back and laugh at the anger that ensues. I can pick through the current ACTIVE TOPICS section and find 10-20 alt accounts hard at work, irritating even the most astute forumers. Well, here it is. A guide for all of you wannabe chicken-**** fairies: HOW TO BECOME POINTLESS First off, you will need to create an account. DON'T BREAK TOU HERE! KAW allows for 2 accounts. One for your iDevice, and one for your PC. Don't waste time, let's get crack-a-lackin' on your fake wanna-be alternate account, bro! Once you figure out which device you want to use, you need to come up with a NEW NAME. *Make sure you do not use your actual name, you don't want your real identity discovered!! Preferably, the common alt fairies use other names resembling an idea they wish to mock, or the object of their hatred. (i.e. WillyTheDouche, or so-and-so_sucks) Be creative! Fairies are colorful! GET OFFENSIVE! Once established, jump on in kids!! Go find any thread where established players make valid points, and SPEW YOUR MENTAL GARBAGE EVERYWHERE!! Don't be picky, go to every available thread and threaten, harass, ridicule, insult, and outright instigate problems with EVERYONE. Don't hold back either...make sure you make bold statements regarding people or clans that would normally smash your account into little itty bitty pieces to sprinkle onto other accounts that they consume....but not you, ALT. You are now invincible.
The only alt I know,well he claims it's his main lol, that openly admits that he doesn't want to get stripped and farmed for his posts, is The Philosopher.
I hardly have the aptitude to be here with my main....I couldn't fathom how much skill it takes to operate in KAW with two accounts. I'm truly envious of the "multi-taskers".
I LOL every time I see them. And thanks for the opportinity to respond and shamelessly bump my own thread. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it keeps on turning.
Shameless bump is shameless. You forgot that you can have one account per computer or iDevice, so in theory, you are allowed to have more than 2 Alts. The day I meet someone who needs more than one computer or more than one iDevice, is the day I know the world's ****ed. Now watch someone say "I've got 3 iPods and 72.345 iPhones!
@iamkingcole One account per iDevice/android. A PC does NOT count as a "device" under the ToU. Regarding this topic... STICKY!!
Yo you can have more than two accounts depending on how many iDevices you have. Only 1 comp....so you should suggest buying an iTouch if their computer account is already well established
Sorry kids. But my "inner-mod gland" is flaring. TOU STATES: One account per iDevice...one for PC. Not one account per device. That, bro, is illegal.