TEN GOOD REASONS WOMEN ARE FAR SUPERIOR THAN MEN In the world we live in, a fear of feminism has overtaken society. The male's astronomical yet equally fragile egos and constant chest-thumping have forced the female population to allow men to think they are superior to women. This is a delusion. Women hate egos. So much so that they have created the illusion that men are superior to women to alleviate the endless torrent of chest-thumping, testosterone-driven, men. You fell for it, it's a ploy. This is a summary of but 10 reasons why women are far superior to men and are the better of the two sexes. 10 - WOMEN ARE CLEANER Behold one of the world’s greatest mysteries. While men have an appendage designed to direct their pee in a precise direction, they still cannot manage to hit a target the size of a soccer ball from 2 feet away. Women have a tiny blob with no apparent exit and can manage to pee without marking all four corners of a room. Hmmm… 9 - WOMEN HAVE A FUNCTIONING BRAIN Female brains enable them to multitask, while men struggle to read and poop at the same. In fact, we have evolved past having the intellect of a caveman, whereas men still have the attention span of a peanut. Our blood is not constantly redirected to a testosterone-driven organ; we know which head is more important. While men may have bigger muscles, women know how to use them to their advantage. Think about it, why would a woman do any back-breaking work while there’s a testosterone-driven man around to do it for her? 8 - WOMEN CREATE AND CARRY HUMAN BEINGS Women grow entirely new human beings inside their bodies. What do men do? They make billions of directionally-challenged, one-celled, tadpoles-like, specks… And 99.9% of them manage to miss their mark. 7 - WOMEN CREATE SUSTENANCE WITHIN THEIR OWN BODIES Not only do we create and carry humans within ourselves, our bodies create the sustenance they need to survive. Men may “kill things”, but women are like gods. While women sustain life, there are men who cannot even make Kraft Dinner. Enough said. 6 - WOMEN’S BODIES ARE BETTER DESIGNED Women look better than men. They have curves in the right places; and the useful, sensitive parts are safely tucked inside. A man’s body is like a boxy car with the gearshift mounted on top of the hood. What happened to protecting what you treasure? Further proof of their delayed evolution... 5 - WOMEN HAVE A BETTER TOLERANCE FOR PAIN Women give birth to the beings they create; pushing them through an impossibly small hole while enduring an impossible amount of pain. Know what the kicker is? Women go through that process more than once. Yup, that’s right. We are just that badass. Men on the other hand become useless couch blobs because of simple common colds, can you picture them delivering babies? That’s right. 4 - WOMEN ARE CAPABLE OF HAVING MULTIPLE… “PLEASURE RESPONSES”... This really says it all. 3 - WOMEN HAVE SUPERIOR INTERPERSONAL SKILLS Men stare at a pair of melons and simply forget to speak. Now seeing as melons are everywhere, men’s inferior brains are never able to function correctly - see point 9. Because women are not so easily distracted, they understand that communication is important to civilization. Without communication, the world would still be just a bunch of naked people walking around checking out each other’s private parts. 2 - WOMEN LIVE LONGER This is likely due to the fact that women are stronger and healthier, and have superior decision-making skills. A woman will let a man defend her against assailants because she is smart enough to know that they can kill anyone, male or female. So a woman will let an inferior being do her dirty work for her. 1 - WOMEN HAVE CRACKED THE MALE BEHAVIOURAL ALGORITHM Women are master manipulators. They have devised a way to get what they want all the time. Yes boys, keep convincing yourself that we are mentally unstable… That is why women avoid traffic tickets, and get mad at spouses to ensure they get that beautiful diamond necklace they want. Women’s bodies may make them emotional, but we make it a tool in our superior arsenal. That’s right. Women are the superior beings! Always! Deal with it. Ladies. You’re welcome.
I suddenly feel inadequate as a man now. Though I would comment on a few points. But no. I concede women are far more attractive than men. And that sums up why it's far better to be a man. Who the heck wants to date a man?
Im sorry but we cant really trust someone who bleeds for around week and doesn't die Also i think ladies exaggerate the pain of childbirth. If a guy is hit in private parts he will never want that again. Yet a lady is quite willing to undergo childbirth a few times. I think they create this mith that its most painful thing going. obviously being hit in privates is more painful. SiL
My sister went through childbirth (without drugs or anything) and literally stood there. It's like the saying "lay back and think of Britain" basically what she did. Wasn't a pretty sight however, don't recommend being present at a family member's childbirth other than your spouse.
Silph, they have done experiments where the pain of childbirth was simulated on men. Some third party apps have video demonstrations
While I might disagree with you on many points, I will play along until my gf finished with my sandwich.
Dionise read this thread and fully supports the truths as written. Shut it Cynder your wrong cause you have two brains and one doesn't think slowing the other.