Rats are cute! How can you not think they are adorable? Rats are often found in your toilet! Why does this happen? How does this happen? It's because rats are curious, beautiful creatures! They will put themselves in harm's way to find what's on the other side of that door! Rats aren't just cute explorers, they are also amazing swimmers! They use their back paws for power and front paws for steering. They can swim for 3 days straight. This great swimming ability has allowed them to spread so easily! "They spread diseases! They spread fleas!" I hear you cry. They get fleas and diseases because of their obsession with exploring. As they explore they pick up fleas and diseases. Sewers are nice, quiet exploration zones. So why are rats repulsive to most? I asked three family members. "It's the tail! It's so disgusting!" "I just don't like them." "They're horrible and spread diseases." I've tackled the last one, the middle one needs no explanation, but the first. What's wrong with the tail? Let's have a look. The rat tail is made of... Skin! It is like a super flexible finger. It beats me why people find the tail so disgusting. Finally, rats are smart. They are better learners than dogs, my newest rat has learned it's own name, to drag something over, and to go back to the cage. I started training her a week and a half ago after letting her get used to my scent and my bedroom for a fortnight. Rats are truly amazing creatures. What are your opinions on rats? Are they evil? Are they sweet? Thanks for reading! Shout out to the African Giant Pouched Rat who sweeps areas in Tanzania searching for mines, putting their lives on the line, for bananas. Thanks guys.
Rats actually regularly clean themselves by grooming their fur. They are surprisingly hygienic too, assigning a poo corner, and wee corner...
Awesome thread OP! (best of) ...I'm with ya there buddy, no creature is misunderstood more then the noble rat. And there ain't nothing cuter then "RAT BABIES" ...isn't that right Roni?!?!? LMMFAO
Rats are pretty awesome, we inject them with so many unknown drugs so we can see how it reacts to them instead of us trying it out, so I guess that's another way rats are curious, they do a lot of hardcore drugs for fun, they tend to squeak in pain because of the experiments, it's so cute, rats are awesome
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I've figured it out... The ATA foodchain... Ape Overlords ^ Putrid Rodents KaWers ^ Rats ^ Smash Players ^ Meego peeps ^ Roleplayers/All of pimd