Why Rats are Awesome

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PrestonGarvey, Jan 3, 2016.

  1. Rats are cute! How can you not think they are adorable?



    Rats are often found in your toilet! Why does this happen? How does this happen? It's because rats are curious, beautiful creatures! They will put themselves in harm's way to find what's on the other side of that door!



    Rats aren't just cute explorers, they are also amazing swimmers! They use their back paws for power and front paws for steering. They can swim for 3 days straight.



    This great swimming ability has allowed them to spread so easily!

    "They spread diseases! They spread fleas!" I hear you cry. They get fleas and diseases because of their obsession with exploring. As they explore they pick up fleas and diseases. Sewers are nice, quiet exploration zones.

    So why are rats repulsive to most? I asked three family members.
    "It's the tail! It's so disgusting!" 
    "I just don't like them."
    "They're horrible and spread diseases."

    I've tackled the last one, the middle one needs no explanation, but the first. What's wrong with the tail? Let's have a look.



    The rat tail is made of... Skin! It is like a super flexible finger. It beats me why people find the tail so disgusting.

    Finally, rats are smart. They are better learners than dogs, my newest rat has learned it's own name, to drag something over, and to go back to the cage. I started training her a week and a half ago after letting her get used to my scent and my bedroom for a fortnight.

    Rats are truly amazing creatures.
    What are your opinions on rats? Are they evil? Are they sweet?

    Thanks for reading!



    Shout out to the African Giant Pouched Rat who sweeps areas in Tanzania searching for mines, putting their lives on the line, for bananas. Thanks guys.
     
  2. Here 1st
     
  3. Dude don't forget Master Splinter.. He was pretty badass too

     
  4. They r so cute... Well tbh some... BUTA Jesus loves everyone and everything! Including u!
     
  5. If you want to go cuddle a sewer rat, be my guest. I'll stick with a single, clean cat.
     
  6. Lol rats are amazing I've had plenty as real good pets, they certainly are wonderful creatures
     
  7. Rats actually regularly clean themselves by grooming their fur. They are surprisingly hygienic too, assigning a poo corner, and wee corner...
     
  8. Lol it's true, they do have specific corners to do their buisness
     
  9. Bet u people in NY don't think rats are awesome. lmao
     
  10. Lol. Good thread though. Thought it would be bad.
     
  11. Rats are cool.
     
  12. Awesome thread OP! (best of)

    ...I'm with ya there buddy, no creature is misunderstood more then the noble rat.

    And there ain't nothing cuter then "RAT BABIES"

    ...isn't that right Roni?!?!? LMMFAO 


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  13. "single cat"?

    ...not 30-40? lol
     
  14. I agree rats are awesome
     
  15. Rats are pretty awesome, we inject them with so many unknown drugs so we can see how it reacts to them instead of us trying it out, so I guess that's another way rats are curious, they do a lot of hardcore drugs for fun, they tend to squeak in pain because of the experiments, it's so cute, rats are awesome
     
  16. Theyve saved so many lives... From their now silky smooth hair. Your hair can be just as smooth if you buy a bottle of conditioner for just €9.999.999.999,99
     
  17. Middle aged. Single. Big cat. A cougar.
     
  18. I've figured it out...
    The ATA foodchain...

    Ape Overlords

    ^

    Putrid Rodents KaWers

    ^

    Rats

    ^

    Smash Players

    ^

    Meego peeps

    ^

    Roleplayers/All of pimd
     
  19. As long as they are clean, they are ok