TEN GOOD REASONS MEN ARE FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN WOMEN In the world we live in, the political correctness virus has overtaken society. The endless nagging and headachery has forced the male population to allow women to think they are equal to men. This is a hallucination. Men hate nagging. So much so that they had created the illusion that you women all are equal in society, with men, to alleviate the endless torrent of whining. Hence, "equal rights". You fell for it. It's a ploy. This is a quick reminder of male superiority. A top ten list of why men are the better of the two sexes.... 10. MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP. The very basic dominant trait. No sitting or wiping needed. They can mark their territory at will, anywhere. And men aren't shy about it. Men whip it out with zero regard. It's like Kanye West. Always around, not necessarily welcome. 9. MEN KILL THINGS. Men are not afraid to kill for you to prove our domination. Women usually hide from rabid racoons, attacky birds or wild turkeys. Men see this as a golden opportunity to end life. With a gun, arrow or size 10 boot to the skull. Men are savages. Here to protect. 8. MALE MUSCLES ARE BIG. Women are naturally meek and smaller. Men have muscles designed to protect you from other men, bears, Transformers, spiders or scary monsters. Also, jars don't open themselves. Women will also attest that muscly muscles are nice to look at and rub during that time when you are laying around just adoring men. 7. MEN DO NOT HAVE "WOMAN PARTS". Men have " man parts". Recognize. It doesn't bleed (unless you're a Lorainna Bobbett type) nor does it make us emotional. It just makes really stupid decisions. Men deal with it though. Because men are awesome. 6. MEN HAVE TO WATCH CHILDBIRTH. Men know it is the most painful experience a woman will endure. Hence the excruciating " sympathy pains" men experience when coaching the woman during this time. Men try to soak up and take on your pain ladies, because we care. For you. Seeing childbirth is amazing, seeing new life emerge from....well....I cannot get into it. It's far too graphic to repeat. Let's stick to that stork story likely written by a man way back when cavemen were setting the bar. 5. MEN DO NOT CARE HOW THEY LOOK. Most men roll out of bed and wear whatever is closest to them. Sticky jeans, dirty tee shirt, smelly socks. Men have no shame. Professionals? Men can look dapper as well, but they dont " try". Attracting mates is what we do. Just don't judge their "man parts". That isn't fair. They deal with what they are given. 4. MEN CAN DO IT ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. No explanation needed. Women will not protest this either. Men are ALWAYS thinking about climbing on you. Best to just be prepared always: have a blanket, prophylactics, and some wet wipes handily available. You never know. You never know. 3. MEN DONT NEED SPECIAL ATTENTION. Women sometimes feel sad, or insecure, or angry...when men feel this way, they are generally insulted by other men. As they should be. Feelings are the devil! They are created from estrogen, which, as we all know, is what ruined all females. Men don't have estrogen. They are made of testosterone and steel. And bacon. 2. MEN ARE NEVER WRONG. Unless it's sports betting, or judging women's looks when drunk, men are always of sound decision. Respect the ability to decide and implement, regardless of results. 1. MEN HAVE CRACKED THE FEMALE BEHAVIOURAL ALGORITHM. Men are the supreme beings! For eternity, women have confused men with their odd and volitile mood swings and behavioral flare ups. We understand now. You're all crazy. All of you. Men have identified this and perfected the counter-technique. We play stupid. Always. Deal with it. Gentlemen. You're welcome.
While I can appreciate the time and effort you've put into this article I have to disagree for the mere fact that men, straight and gay, can not control themselves around a nice set of boobs. You're welcome.
Boobs are mystical icons with hypnotic powers. Male or female, they manipulate. Sorry, but my research will not be discredited by a pair of fleshy demons.
So that's why Star Wars was made based on a sad man who grew up to be consumed by the dark side. Star Wars.... Is a feminist movie series?
This misogyny is disgusting and I will not tolerate this on my forums. Of course the alpha male mods will tolerate this because it isn't oppressing THEIR gender. This post wouldn't fly if there were some real women in charge! Feminists unite with me! #terra4mod
This is the truth tho, Feminists boycott and claim rights everyday now and then, It is almost that women have more rights then men.