WHY ALLIES ARE SO IMPORTANT FOR NOOBS

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by BroDanTheMan, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. Hello im writing a thread for noobs (ahhh no duh why do you think its in the title) about allies and why you will need them here is the list

    1.They give you more plunder from attacking especially ebs

    2.If your a noob and you like farming they also give you more stats

    3.If you are a noob and you need help getting out of a farming spree because you farmed someone and they got pissed if their active they might help you out

    4.Its a good way of using unneeded cash(dont know y but that made me hungry lol)

    5.If you are a noob you would use all your speakers on writing in world chat HIRE ME HIRE ME PLEASE IM NEW when half the time your not new.

    Thank you for letting me waste your time.

    Organized by the lord cutter government cutterville
     
  2. Noobs??Your one too.
     
  3. How am i a noob
     
  4. They give you plunder for EVERY attack
     
  5. Man im just trying to cheer up my depressed friend but you guys just make it worse for **** sake
     
  6. lol. you can tell a noob write this
     
  7. You can tell ur mum wrote this ha ha ha
     
  8. Ooh...zinger


    End obvious sarcasm
     
  9. And how does making a thread in a video game cheer up a friend? Try being a real friend and talk with him.
     
  10. Then why do you have allies ? Oh yeah you are a noob, I almost forgot

    Jokes
     
  11. @op,,d_bo will prob. Make an alt and farm you :lol:
     
  12. If youre wondering i have talked to my mate and he loves jokes like this so you can all get ya self screwed in this face by a noob
     
  13. I'd prefer it if you're noob genitals stayed away
     
  14. well...allies ARE and important thing for newbs to know about. how about you try to make this thread again. but next time, spend more than 30 seconds on it.
     
  15. Noob's calling others Noob's. :lol: classic