Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil. Cookies: Freudian psychology. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs. Ice: The sweet release of death.