I was serching the Internet, when I came across this: "A 19-year old woman swallowed her Cellphone to prevent her boyfriend from farming her while she was in the middle of an Epic Battle." So,what would you do, if you where being farmed while you where hitting an Epic Battle?
Re: What would you? That's a bit much in my opinion. Also, that doesn't stop him unless it was his phone.
Re: What would you? She swallowed her phone to prevent her, hopefully ex-boyfriend, from reading her text messages. You could at least say you made it up, not read it on news.
Re: What would you? I've read a similar if not same article that involves a girl swallowing her phone. Although I can't recall her reasoning, it had no relation to epic battles or KaW or it would have been more memorable. So I'm assuming the headline was changed by someone. In other words, I couldn't give a **** if I was getting farmed during an Epic Battle.
Re: What would you? Let me get this straight. She swallowed her own phone, while in an epic battle, to stop her boyfriend from using his phone to farm her? Yeah... This isn't adding up. It's like looking at a math problem and seeing 2 + 2 = 5.
Re: What would you? What would I do if I was being farmed during an eb? Farm back, pot burn, track, strip, and then keep farming.
Whoever wrote that headline was dumb... She swallowed her OWN cellphone to prevent HER boyfriend from farming her. He still has his phone, so he can still hit her.... Plus the word "prevent is spelled wrong. Leading me to believe op photoshopped it. Also, you can tell by the x-Ray that the kind if phone she swallowed isn't touch screen. So, it definitely wasn't kaw...
Re: What would you? Sounds like you've learned so much! Session planned for Monday at 5, right? I'm proud of my students over at Magic Spank Bank! A+!
Right, I think I should give a crash course. Step 1) When you first detect that you are about to be farmed, or are currently being farmed, by someone you know in real life; swallow your phone. Why? It makes an immediate distraction and opens up your window for step 2. Step 2) When your opponent is in shock, take the time to bank your gold by pressing around on your chest. They will be so freaked out that they won't even think about farming you at that moment. (May end up hitting in WC, so use step 2 at your own risk) Step 3) Your gold is banked, your opponent is distracted, and your troops are almost done regening. Your time to strike at their heart is nigh. Start hitting them in real life first, then while they are in a fetal position start stealing their gold. Not sure if I should give the rest of my secret steps away, so this is it for now.