i was just thinking about allies in KaW and like… what are they like yeah you hire them for stats or whatever but that’s kinda sus if you think about it. imagine just walking around and some guy buys you and now you work for him forever unless someone richer comes along and the person who bought you doesn’t even talk to you they just sit there, gaining stats off your existence you’re basically a human gym membership they never use and then someone hires you away and suddenly everyone’s mad “yo return my ally” bro he’s a person??? what if he wanted to leave you??? also what even is the logic with ally prices some guy named “XxNoobSlayer420xX” is worth 500b but this other dude who’s been playing since 2010 is still 2.3m and using the same banner from the ice age i hired an ally once and then forgot about him for 6 months. came back and he was worth like 8T. don’t even know what he did. proud of him though. anyway allies are weird and i think they might be ghosts.