What am I?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by XlVI_X_I_ZETHOR_I_X_IVlX, Jun 6, 2015.

  1. So this is a new game I had an idea for.

    You have to write a small rhyme. For example...

    I am a super model, I'm absolutely fabulous.
    I used to be a man, but my equipment made my ass look fat.

    Who am I?

    The answer is, Caitlyn Jenner, and the next person has to guess this, before leaving their own rhyme. The guess doesn't need to be correct.

    They can be funny, or not. It's up to you.

    So I'll start.

    I am a crustacean, from the paleolithic era.
    I just want tree fiddy, why won't you just pay me bruh?

    Who am I?
     
  2. I am one of the ones, better Than 2's, greater than 3's but smarter than 0.

    What am I?
    (A noob)
     
  3. Still gotta answer mine.
     
  4. A tax reciever ? 
     
  5. You people have never seen South Park? lol
     
  6. Gay...your gay
     
  7. Support
     
  8. Support
     
  9. I am the first
    Then the last
    Now myself
    Again im the last
    And finally im the first

    Who am i?
     
  10. Plagiarize any art recently?
     
  11. You're*
     
  12. ?
     
  13. Zeth is an art thief
     
  14. You're the goddamn Loch Ness monster, and the best original artist kaw has ever known..

    Draw anything awesome lately brah?
     


  15. This reminds me of a story

    >I was out at this bowling ally
    >there was a few open lanes
    > there was this smoking hot woman
    >clearly out of my league
    >choose lane next to her
    >desperate.jpg
    >she asks me what size balls I use
    >momsspaghetti.jpg
    >can't think
    >say any but blue balls
    >oh god why did I say that
    >she laughs
    >I'm in!
    >bowl a few games
    >we go back to her place
    >she invites me in
    >asks if I want coffee
    >sure
    >I'm gonna need one thing first
    >I'm gonna need tree fiddy
    >it's about that time I notice this girl is 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era
    >that god damn Loch Ness monster got me again
     

  16. I just died.. Thank you sir