I hereby declare war on zeft for common hoodlumry and crimes against kawmanity! I vow to use all my vast retirement resources to farm, tickle, and dominate this scourge of the kaw-verse! By the powers invested in me by whiskey and rum I solemnly vow an eternal war until I sober up. Ye be warned!
Op your either inbred, just plain moronic or beyond stupid a special category all to yourself either way go catch a bus with your face.