VAMPIRES ARE AWESOME!!!! GUIDE...

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by TheFrenchFrog, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. You Come Across a BloodRed Journal and You Open It...
    And
    You
    Are Plagued

    IF HE IS...
    1) Pale
    2) Well Dressed
    3) Can Hear you From Far Distance, Make a Quiet Mean Joke about Him and If He Hears It.... You Know what Must Be Done

    Vampire Hunting Tools
    1) Melee Weapon
    2) Projectile Weapon
    3) Bright Light, Flash Grenades & Firecrackers
    4) These guys Have Lived Forever, You better Get Smarter like Them... Hit The Books (Don't REALLY HIT BOOKS!!!)

    Vampire Ranks
    1) Thrall 0-100
    2) Fledgeling 100-250
    3) Vampire 250-300
    4) VampireLord 300-500
    5) PureBlood Vampire (Born That way)

    Famous PureBloods
    1) Michael Jackson
    2) Dracula
    3) James Wikes Booth
    4) The Count
    5) Verri Von Strighter

    Ask me To Add More or Post Opinions, Jerks stay away
     
  2. Beware of, Featherhunter, PielordTy, and Cheesemuffin. They do some criticism
     
  3. Just because you think that everything in the world should be called amazing doesn't mean everyone else does. Also constructive criticism is a useful feedback in life and if you can't handle it your gonna have alot of problems.
     
  4. I didn't say it was bad criticism PielordTy
     
  5. I can take it only certain ppl ruin forums and make everybody leave
     
  6. Now, how to put this nicely.

    Horrific.
     
  7. I thought you'd run away, Kon.

    As for OP...

    What the hell is this.
    In addition to the subject already being an annoyingly bad one, the OP just isn't entertaining whatsoever.

    It's just a bunch of BS on top of BS. I don't care if it was just for fun, it's not working.
     
  8. What the hell? o_O
     
  9. HAHAHA.

    I take it I "ruin forums" with my criticism. Haha. Haha. Haha. *Twitch*
     
  10. Sorry but what is this? A bunch of lists that are fictional? A thread telling us what we already know or can find somewhere else? I don't see any functional purpose of this thread that could benefit of entertain anyone.
     
  11. What a load of crap

     
  12. Cheese, the forums is my home, I just lurk on fan fiction.
     
  13. Mhmm...

    I seem to have a vague recollection of you whining your ass off and then loudly proclaiming you'd never come back to FanFic.

    Shame on you, making a promise you can't keep.
     
  14. Yo cheese, back off. Who cares if I can't keep a promise. What, who's there, no one. They are all like me, not giving a ****.
     
  15. Wow Kon, hiding behind an alt.


    And you should really stay out of FF.

    Because most of us are head hunting for you.
     
  16. Uhm... I care. You said you'd leave. And, if I recall correctly, you whined your ass off and pretended to be all tough.

    *Headhunts for Kon with Monarch*
     
  17. "I'm Konstrikal, nobody cares what mean people say about me!"

    Tell you what.
    If you can post a well-thought out post with GOOD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING, and with no cursing or bypasses, as to why you're better than us, I'll consider leaving you alone.