UCF

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, May 9, 2015.

  1. OK just see the strangest mind killing fan made cartoon on YouTube.

    ultimate cartoon fighting
    Goku vs everybody

    This will kill your brain cells but it did bring to mind who do you think would win in a fight goku or superman
     
    #1 lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, May 9, 2015
  2. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GOKU! VERSUS! SUPERMAN! BEGIN!
    (Superman)
    Who can stop this constipated jock
    With the awful animation and the complicated plots?
    Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
    This looks like a job for the OG, Superman0
    I'm killing it, you're Krillin it,
    I'm villainous to vegetables
    Who dance around in Hammer pants and hide their tiny genitals
    My level is incredible, I'm outta your league
    You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi Chi
    Greasy slick emcee from DC
    One breath'll freeze your whole measly species
    You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots
    Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot, period

    (Goku)
    How many times are they gonna rewrite your stories?
    Your powers have been boring since the nineteen forties
    Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy
    Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy
    You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun
    You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaoiken get it done
    When I see your movies, all I do is watch the clock
    Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks
    Look at those pantyhose, you got that camel toe
    I'll report to Lois Lane, then Superman that


    Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes
    Just one punch and over 9000 screams
    I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties
    From Z to GT, you can Dragonball these

    Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward
    You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers
    There's only one way that this battle's gonna end
    One more Superman who's never gonna walk again WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EP! IC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!
     
    #2 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, May 9, 2015
  3. That hurt more to read then to watch the cartoon thing
     
    #3 lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, May 9, 2015
  4. Lol, cleaned it up.... realized how coarse ERB is. Lol. Annnnywayy, Goku would win fo sure. Imho
     
    #4 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, May 9, 2015
  5. Superman Vs Goku Death battle on YT

    Been done and superman won.
     
    #5 lI-IIxIIBIIILIIIUIIIEIIxII-Il, May 9, 2015
  6. Vegeta Is G.O.A.T
     
    #6 IIIIIIDeathbychoclat3________, May 9, 2015
  7. Goku is that japanamation dragonball z looking guy right?
     
    #7 Imitation-Cheese, May 9, 2015
  8. Yup. Just googled it.

    Superman could take him but it would be close
     
    #8 Imitation-Cheese, May 9, 2015
  9. no way his power lvl is over 9000
     
    #9 Psyacidal_Cow, May 9, 2015
  10. C'mon dude. It's
    OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNNNND!!!!!
     
    #10 Fritzmann, May 9, 2015
  11. As much of a DBZ fan that I am and not really a fan of Superman, even I admit Superman would need to win based on the information I know about him.

    The basis of this is that Goku always strives to surpass his limits and Superman is the guy with no limits.
     
    #11 Kezzer, May 9, 2015
  12. If Goku can find mystical dragonballs, he can deffo find Kryptonite.
    Instant Transmission to the shards of Krypton itself and bring back a whole bunch of the stuff.

    Then force feed superman them one rock at a time.
     
    #12 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, May 9, 2015
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