#Tuesday Oh, the ever coveted Tuesday. All other days of the week wish they could be like Tuesday, but to no avail. Legend has it that #TheLegendaryBaconCookie was brought to an expert cook named Melvin Tuesday, he pondered and looked at the person that brought it. He said: "This cookie looks promising, however, I will require a sacrifice to put it on the menu." The man looked at him with a confused look and said... "To have this cookie added to the menu, I will make every Tuesday in honor of your legacy! I will travel to every country and take all people who dislike my idea, strap them to a rocket, and watch them burst into flames." The man then showed him this picture: Then Melvin said, "Consider it done." And so, #TheLegendaryBaconCookie was added to the menu, and everyday was Tuesday. Until World War 9001 happened and screwed everything up. When DirtyLarry hopped in his helicopter named... He rode around bombing posts with "No support bombs." Until AshesOfEden and TheSethasaurusRex cornered him and forced him to surrender. He did, and signed this treaty: And that is how Tuesday was created. So on Tuesday, be thankful that those two heroes made Tuesday possible. #Tuesday