Jedward Cullin woke up in his room, as for the past seventy years,alone. Today was to be Emo-con, where he would meet other emos and discuss drag-Queen tips. For breakfast he drank the blood of a goat then got ready to go to the emo-con, smearing black paint all over his face. Falling out of the window, he drifted towards the bus-stop, passing by his neighbours, Marilyn Manson,Evanessence,my chemical romance, and of course, the Village People. When he walked to the bus stop. He sees his friend, Adam Sckivanski. Adam is almost as cool as Jedward Cullin, and is blessed with an eternal purity ring at the age of fourty.
Next chapter will be: Trollight:And the Friends Of Dorothy F.O.D. Jedward will need all of his gay powers to overcome an even gayer threat