FNS Hello and welcome to False News Stories, brought to you by Wolf News. My name is Sirmakesitup and I’m the one coming up with the scandals that rock your king….Scratch that last part out. Basically, so much drama is going unreported and it is a disgrace. Hidden love The spat between SkinnyMinny and about 90% of the forum population, which is a story on its own. We’ve all seen it. Don’t lie to yourself. Search your feelings, you’ll know it to be true. The serious and tough demeanor he has? It’s all a front? My sources strongly point to so. We cannot independently confirm this, but, we believe this type of form posture is the direct result of being ignored by his true love, PRIME. I know. I know. PRIME? Who’d true for that, right? Skinny posts these long threads and comments on threads just to get a better response from PRIME, the one line gifer. So far, Skinny’s efforts have fallen on deaf ears. Will you ever move on? Whose who? Kezarah, Kezzer – Alt or main? Batman and rob? Sidious and Anakin? What’s going on her with these two? Has the marriage already happened? These are the questions the Kawmunity want answered, my green friend. And I find your lack of transparency disturbing. Are you such a good actor that you can play male and female leads at the same time? Or do you have multiple personas like Roger from American dad? Do you just like back up on threads? Even if you decline to address the subject, we will catch you. You can’t keep this façade going for much longer. You will grab the wrong phone one morning. Scrapster What is up with his string of (extremely low effort) threads lately? Has he given up his trolling ways? Doubtful. Once a troll, not always a troll, but, he does kind of look like one. I believe he’s trying to fool you. “Fake with the right, jab with the left.” What is your true intentions on our forums, Scrap? To slowly bring down our IQs with each word and picture? Because that’s what many forumers are saying. Please explain yourself now. (So I can send the SS to the devs.) Edit: "is it ok" No, let me ask you for once Moody. Is it ok to ask us multiple questions like you do? You work for the FBI? NSA? CIA? INTERPOL? HHAJA? Ahajsklf? TELL us? Or are you worse than the government. Are you some kind of....Nosey person? Let us discuss. (It's just a prank bro)
Have you seen that AshesofEden guy? He posts a lot and gets a fair bit of discussion going! I think he may actually be a Russian spy, still bitter over the cold war attempting to use KaW forums to overthrow the American government. He may even have sent his spy Donald Duck to wreak havoc with the presidential elections! Donald definitely looks slightly like a stereotypical Russian, blonde hair and pale skin :O can confirm! 5/7 would read this news article again.
Confirmed. Ashes has been leaked as a Russian spy. His contacts in BC have left the area, and Ashes himself has gone underground. Wait to see if his survival emerges with pics of the ordeal of escape