Threatened By Heron

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 13, 2015.

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  1. HELP


    I hate spam. Not because it's mostly stupid, but because I have OCD and can't stand disorganized stupidity. But today I received a threat and I am definitely considering spamming. Because it threatens my organized life.


    Read this, and please tell me what I should do...




    Willy,

    I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

    Sincerely, Heron






    I know you all are really good at advice and I am seeking it more now than ever.

    Please help me.
     
    #1 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 13, 2015
  2. Let the Heron go into your kitchen, but wait in your kitchen, and then show it KaW and make it obsessed with the game.

    It will then, and only then, leave you alone
     
    #2 Seth, Jan 13, 2015
  3. No support
     
    #3 maddogmorganRenamed, Jan 13, 2015
  4. I saw that fail center
     
    #4 Sholron, Jan 13, 2015
  5. i wonder if heron tastes like chicken? test that for me, would ya?
     
    #5 wordwaster, Jan 13, 2015
  6. Close your windows?
     
    #6 _BuTtNaKeD_-SpAzTeCiAn-_TwInKy, Jan 13, 2015
  7. Sounds like a plan lmao, I'll give him the net/bird cage XD
     
    #7 lIlSIlIPlIlPREZZIlIQlIlRIlI, Jan 13, 2015
  8. You.


    You, the lurking King of Chicago...how dare you criticize my work when you post nothing.


    Have you waited this long to find an error on my part and then you pounced?! I ******* hate you Sholron.

    Hate. Like how oil hates water. I hate you like fat kids hate running. You son of a *****. How've you been?

    I miss you.
     
    #8 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jan 13, 2015
  9. Yes, I have waited this long. 11 agonizing months waiting for you to make an error. Hoping, praying it would come. And now it has, and the whole world knows. Mwahahahahaha!!

    I've been doing swell though, how's life treating you?
     
    #9 Sholron, Jan 13, 2015
  10. Might want to add bipolar to the list there buddy
     
    #10 PRIME, Jan 13, 2015
  11. You forgot schizophrenia and split personality disorder ;)
     
    #11 lIlSIlIPlIlPREZZIlIQlIlRIlI, Jan 13, 2015
  12. I am so confused lol
     
    #12 IlALEJANDROIl, Jan 13, 2015
  13. Lol about which bit? XD
     
    #13 lIlSIlIPlIlPREZZIlIQlIlRIlI, Jan 13, 2015
  14. First page comments not the thread lmao
     
    #14 IlALEJANDROIl, Jan 13, 2015
  15. Lmfao life's so interesting ;) XD
     
    #15 lIlSIlIPlIlPREZZIlIQlIlRIlI, Jan 13, 2015
  16. Get a bird zapper



    Like a bug zapper, but for birds
     
    #16 l_Shad_I, Jan 13, 2015
  17. I have a nasty ostrich problem, do they work for those too?
     
    #17 Sholron, Jan 13, 2015
  18. Lmfao that's a big bird but keep the ostrich for eggs I hear ostrich eggs are quite yummy and that ostrich tastes good too 0.0
     
    #18 lIlSIlIPlIlPREZZIlIQlIlRIlI, Jan 13, 2015
  19. Use a lasso and rope it up lol
     
    #19 IlALEJANDROIl, Jan 13, 2015
  20. I lasso'd one and tried riding it. Apparently it thought it could fly (stupid bird) and jumped off a fairly high ledge with me on it. The only reason I survived is because it cushioned my impact with the ground.

    Poor Alberto, he was the best ostrich I ever had the pleasure to name :'(
     
    #20 Sholron, Jan 13, 2015
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