this just doesn't make sense.

Discussion in 'Wars' started by Enki, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. So... Apparently snakes are stronger then purple dragons and gardens are better at defending a kingdom then titans are and bees are stronger then a fire elemental... Because someone who's body is made of fire just can't stop a bee.

    The reason dragons don't exist in the real world... Snakes ate them.

    How did Zeus beat the titans? Simple he just made some scary ass gardens.

    And why can't anyone be made of fire... Because bees will defeat you.

    And apparently a lady with a bird on her arm Is more powerful then a creature that has no body and wears a cloak and wields twin daggers... Seems legit.

    I Know that if I ever build a castle in real life... I'll use bird messengers to stop armies from crushing me and I'll use gardens to defend also... Might even throw in a few bee hives they won't know what hit them
     
    #1 Enki, Aug 17, 2012
  2. Lol nice
     
    #2 Dabbles, Aug 17, 2012
  3. Finally! Someone that knows how to defend a kingdom!!
     
    #3 -Cloud, Aug 17, 2012
  4. makes sense to me...ever been stung by a bee? hurts like hell!
     
    #4 4S-CookieCrusher, Aug 17, 2012
  5. Ever been attacked by a flaming giant? Hurts a lot.
     
    #5 *Kendall_The_Friendly_Vampire (01), Aug 17, 2012
  6. Noooo! You just don't understand! The snakes are from the movie Promethius!
     
    #6 -_-_-_Dissident_-_-_-, Aug 17, 2012
  7. If I want some real firepower I'll get rid of my weak dragons and buy a few garden snakes nobody can stop the awsome might of my bird and bee and snake army lol
     
    #7 Enki, Aug 17, 2012
  8. Seems legit.
     
    #8 TDSNIPER0815, Aug 17, 2012
  9. devs know how a kingdom is made.
     
    #9 4S-CookieCrusher, Aug 17, 2012
  10. This makes percent cense op.
    Change the thread name.
     
    #10 TDSNIPER0815, Aug 17, 2012
  11. Those things weren't snakes in that movie. More like parasites.
     
    #11 RoseKing_Thorn, Aug 17, 2012
  12. If I want some supurb defense I'll throw a pile of rocks up... Because there is no way a dragon can destroy a pile of rocks
     
    #12 Enki, Aug 17, 2012
  13. Yeah man, Everyone knows that birds are the best spies.
     
    #13 Faith_xo, Aug 17, 2012
  14. Well, it makes sense because devs said so, let's leave it at that :|
     
    #14 -Deadly-, Aug 17, 2012
  15. I was disappointed with the level 2 falconer. Seems like the lvl 3 wont be epic. Probably just some bee holding a bird in a garden.
     
    #15 homedawg76, Aug 17, 2012
  16. You ever been"Stung" by a fire elemental?


    It's like being kissed by a newborn puppy.
     
    #16 TDSNIPER0815, Aug 17, 2012
  17. I say eat pizza and grape soda makes your sh*t green,a nice camo green. My last terd smelt like old Ham and pineapple.God bless roller girls and fat people.
     
    #17 BIGFOOT, Aug 17, 2012
  18. It's basic facts that birds are clearly better spies... Because my kingdom speaks fluent bird...
     
    #18 Enki, Aug 17, 2012
  19. Hotfart please don't bypass. The kiddies might be lurking.
     
    #19 homedawg76, Aug 17, 2012
  20. OK my bad. I forget a lot.
     
    #20 BIGFOOT, Aug 17, 2012
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