The Jokes Thread Hello there, having a rough day? Need a laugh or two? Look no more for here is the Joke Thread! Every day i will be posting jokes on this thread in hope that it will put a smile on your face! My goal is non other but make those who are in dispair, those who are undergoing a rough time to smile. And like the title say, anyone is welcome to post jokes on this thread as well [/Red] BUT.... 1. Please keep the jokes clean 2. No trolling 3. No arguing on this thread 4. Keep on topic AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.. Have fun! That's what this thread is for.. To have a laugh while you EB or OSW, and enjoy playing KaW. I will start this thread with a joke i found online that i think some of you may like [/Purple]
Title: What... A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me." I hope you it made you laughed, giggled, or smile . Now let's see what some of interesting jokes you got!
Lol @res :lol: and @com. apologies for it not meeting your needs of humor. Like i stated, i will be posting more. You will and will not like some jokes, but some people may.
A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle. "Hey, hows it going?" Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad thanks." A few seconds later, he heard the voice again. "What are you up to?" Somewhat reluctantly, he replied, "Having a quick sh*t, what about you?" He heard the voice again. "Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back. There's some wise a.ss in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say!!
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.