This Guy Deserves an Award!!

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by GuardianAngel, Mar 8, 2015.

  1. Hey wuddup forums, Mega hurr.

    So a story for yall, might be a little lengthy but I promise tis worth the read.
    I was clan jumpin' during some free time and decided to pop into CC and see what's crack-a-lackin'.

    I saw the following player:


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    So... anyone with a brain can see a major flaw in this guys build, so I decided being the valiant knight wanna be try hard that I am that I would give him some helpful information.. It turned out a lil something like this..



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    So, I guess my advice was super offensive because he decided to attack me, and comment on my lack of defence pots.. I tried to explain to him that I pure spy when I farm so it wasn't really necessary for my build - so again he had to result to petty insults. Not gunna lie, I cried.. but only a little, because I'm an internet badass on this tap tap game.



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    Yet I manage to keep my cool. I was a guest here at this random clan, and I didn't want to bring beef to an otherwise peaceful place. It is clear to me at this point that I will have to correct this youngin' ye old fashion way.. He seems to be in a hurry. I was really enjoying punching my first EBs in the last 6 months :lol:



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    Thought he was rude in CC? Wait until he gets into my PM (followed so he couldn't escape when he doesn't want to get beat on anymore) The language gets fowl and the attitude is an all-time high! I'm not sure what he's talking about 'inhouse' because I left the clan at the end of the EB before I returned any hits (although he had unloaded on me first) but I digress. After some time of farming I sent him a lil friendly tease to hopefully get him to stop playing dead.



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    At least he knows the most important rule of KaW conflicts - no matter what happens, exaggerate the hell out of it until it makes you look good. Oh you got stripped for 10 tril? Better go on forums and tell everyone how you banked 9.8 tril. Make sure to post plenty of the laughing faces so they know how truely genuine you are :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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    So he has this genius idea, to get me to "step out of the clan" LIKE A MAN, so that I will hopefully endure the blessing that is puberty. Apparently hanging out with some buddies in Orange Hand makes me less of a man... Will vent later about this in my diary..



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    Now this is where things get juicy. I wasn't going to forum any of this until this glorious highlight.. and yet again, despite his .. lets call it "DARK CHI" I provide him with the information to help him grow as a smarter player - Doesn't mean I have to be nice about it.





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    Oh and I can't forget this gold mine



    Hahaha this one kills me. I deserve a scratch n sticker? (Assuming he ment scratch and sniff sticker) For doing 2 resets (to get some of currently the best bonus's in the game).

    Not even gunna comment on the war runner part, :lol: I don't give up ever? Kinda what LSA are known for. So..

    Are you "the WORLD" proud of me?

    TL:DR - I'm a princess, wanna-be valiant knight try hard, who is weak, lives with my mother, lies, runs from war, pins 24/7 on ebs, and am in school, hopefully taking classes in succeeding more than 25/500 steal attempts on someone with less than 1/5th my spy stats.

    You'd think someone with 909 days of KaW experience would know a little better than the above..

    So the award for most ignorant KaW badass goes to...

    VIRGIN2233!!

    p.s : Learn pure spy mechanics


    Lmao Keep it classy KaW
    Much Love,

    OmegaLSA
     
  2. Reserved for future stupidity

    OmegaLSA
     
  3. What clan is LSA? I dont recognize the acronym
     
  4. The stupidity is strong with this one. Think I've seen this guy before and almost commented on how stupid that build is. Rather you have done it than me. 
     
  5. Hey, VK blue is a nice color. Look at Swabia when he posts. Glorious.

    Also, yes, that man is truly a noob. Not even a humble one.
     
  6. How does everyone else get all the fun people to attack :( I go after bl and either get a nice lb clan on me or no response
     
  7. Oh snap! Story time from Mr OhMega. I'll buy you a bottle of Dettol.
     
  8. Derpy. LSA is the acronym. LSA elite is the clan. We just aren't all in clan together all the time, we all do our own thing and get together when omega gets drunk enough to be nice to someone and start a war that has more then fifty people hitting him. Oh. Did I say that. I meant we only gather to be internet bad ass on a tap tap game while in his mothers basement drinking Mountain Dew. Right. That's it
     
  9. Oh sounds nice, thanks for answering!
     
  10. So a pure spy and a pure attack build walk into a bar....
     
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    get him omega
     
  12. Virgil really dumb or trolling you like a pro? Oh man... Smh at Virgil 
     
  13. Virgil ran from ig war after being cleaned out
     
  14. Oh jeez...


    Can I play too?
     
  15. Here's a Mensa quiz..

    sdt with no spy buildings is like:

    A) Iphone store at an Amish community
    B) Toilet seat at a men's bathroom
    C) Condoms at mega's place
    D) Tall women in Tim's bed
    E) Blue and Black (or White and Gold) dress in Bill Clinton's portrait
    F) Ashes at a unicorn RP clan

    G) Insert UR own Mensa level simile here!
     
  16. My favourite part is the crappy 4 year old ps giving build advice 
     
  17. H) Chubby going on a date with Kate Moss
     
  18. Laughed a good 5 times
     
  19. I get it, because he only dates guys :lol:

    OmegaLSA
     

  20. Make that a good 6 times :lol: