The Winston Chronicles Before we begin I just want to dedicate this thread to my good friend, Winston. This is a true story based on our very own ATA dev team member, Winny <3 Shoutout Disclaimer This is a work of fiction. Any names. characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are of the authors imagination or used in a ficitious manner and should there be a resemblance it is purely coincidental. *cough* Now that that's out of the way, let's get to the story. Like all great tales, it begins in the womb... A creature of great and dangerous mystical power was about to be brought in this world and it wasn't going to be pretty so let's skip the minute details. Winston unknown to the KaWmunity was about to speak his first wurds... "Such an excellent and exquisite burth, congrats to all of us but especially myself for extracting such a healthy child." Editors note Yes, that is correct. Winston birthed main char material. Such a shame... Carrying the newborn, he escapes out the window of the quaint little house. Little did that happy couple know, Winston was actually fond of eating small children to boost his already average magical capacity. "I'm in the mood for some baby-back ribs" snorts Winsto. He was a vicious cannibal. Luckily for them, the couple had placed several bear traps around their area and Winny got hit, big time. But through vicious training, Winston has achieved a high pain tolerance and was capable of regenerating limbs. So he did what any trapped coyote would do... Gnaw his freaking leg off. When Maurice (The one who didn't give birth) went searching the next day he found a decapitated foot with several precise bite marks and a note saying "I guess we got off on the wrong foot". He was a perfectionist and a horrible comedian. Thus ends part 1
I have a manuscript for Tough Love: A Romance Story. It's based on the (b)romance between Link and Mario.