The Visit

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Herensuge, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. The Visit
    with apologies to Clement Clark Moore

    'Twas the night before Kawmas and all through the castle
    the pigs and the squids had laid down without hassle.
    The pinion boots hung with their spiky toes out
    in hopes that kaw_comm would give them a shout.
    The sh were gathered down deep in their guild
    hoping that someone would increase their build.
    Pop in his armor and me in breastplate,
    were struggling with battles, staying up late.
    When down from the Hoarfrost there came a big "whack".
    I thought that perhaps I should send some feedback.
    Off to the forums I clicked in a daze
    and missed the entire bar of pot phase.
    But then in my newsfeed a guy did apply.
    I clicked on view profile and thought "oh my my".
    A huge cs player who seemed oh so merry.
    I knew all at once "He's a big eb faery".
    More rapid than Moose, his ebs they came.
    He stole and he potted and called them by name.
    "Now Calydor, now Thorak, now Jorathe and Scrag,
    on Hawthorn, on Moutos, and Apheriun the hag".
    At the top of the roster he shone like a star
    Attacking and scouting and killing the bar.
    He spoke not a word but went straight to his work.
    The rest of the clan could do nothing but lurk.
    Then posting emoji into our clan chat
    he left like a ghost, fast as a bat.
    And after he left and our eb was saved
    chat just it up as we cheered and we raved.
    But one thing repeated, most oftenly said,
    "Happy Christmas to all from the Knights of the Dead"

    Ho ho ho
     
  2. Nice... Poem.
     
  3. I agree
     
  4. Apology accepted
     
  5. Good Poem, Support
     
  6. Good support
     
  7. Fantastic poem! Support
     

  8. Hmmmmmm I smell something fishy
     
  9. Nothing fishy. Just clan spirit
     
  10. Nice poem/song, support️
     
  11. CF Granted
    Jk Happy Holidays
     
  12. CF? Christmas faeries?
     
  13. Still relevant this year
     
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  15. Rip Support
     
  16. Support
     
  17. Support at the thinkingape
     
  18. Good read. Thx for sharing, op.
     
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