The Stuff of Nightmares

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zethryr, Dec 9, 2015.

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  1. Imagine with me, if you will, logging onto KaW one peaceful day.

    Getting ready to dwell in CC and forums and smack an EB like the pitiful fairy I am.

    When suddenly:



    What the... Huh? Has this man been recently touched in inappropriate places by a rogue polar bear?



    No stop! This man has been touched by the devil! His very soul has been ripped out his rectum, along with nine yards of intestine and his lower kidney!



    NO STOP! STOP DAMN YOU!

    This looks like Chris Hemsworth after he took a dump and the water splashed and hit his exposed rear.

    This looks like a man who has seen things we can only huddle under the covers and try not to think of.

    This looks like the Jesus after he saw "The Passion of The Christ".

    This looks like somebody who was forcibly made to take part in a Nordic ritual which involved the removing of the... Appendage, and the slitting of the throat.


    What.
    Is.
    This?

    Now I need to bleach my eyes.

    I am wearing the same face. Is this a cycle of some sort? Damn you Devs! DAMN YOU!
     
    #1 Zethryr, Dec 9, 2015
  2. Re: Nightmare Fodder

    Desperately trying to think of more examples.


    A Viking hearing that Columbus discovered America first?
     
    #2 Zethryr, Dec 9, 2015
  3. Re: Nightmare Fodder

    Or perhaps an emotionally tortured beard model.


    These are all shameless bumps.
     
    #3 Zethryr, Dec 9, 2015
  4. Re: Nightmare Fodder

    Charge up that phone bro
     
    #4 No_0B, Dec 9, 2015
  5. Re: Nightmare Fodder

    Somehow I knew. I know somebody would say this.
     
    #5 Zethryr, Dec 9, 2015
  6. Re: Nightmare Fodder

    And I put such work into these Bb codes.
     
    #6 Zethryr, Dec 10, 2015
  7. K
     
    #7 AshtonRocks, Dec 10, 2015
  8. This is why I don't make threads anymore.
     
    #8 Zethryr, Dec 10, 2015
  9. ZETH.. I thought it was your pic
     
    #9 AshesOfEden, Dec 10, 2015
  10. It was.

    Until the Devs stole it.
     
    #10 Zethryr, Dec 10, 2015
  11. Once again this monstrosity has attacked my screen.
     
    #11 Zethryr, Dec 10, 2015
  12. A Viking after trying out the brand new Viking(TM) brand tooth paste
     
    #12 Nathan_WINNING, Dec 10, 2015
  13. You still stealing art Zeth?
     
    #13 ViX, Dec 10, 2015
  14. A dev who REALLY wants you to buy crystals
     
    #14 Nathan_WINNING, Dec 10, 2015
  15. Only royalty free ones.
     
    #15 Zethryr, Dec 10, 2015
  16. Have you ever seen half baked? This guy reminds me of.... have you ever bought crystals on Mary j lmao
     
    #16 renamed612341333, Dec 10, 2015
  17. This guy looks like he belongs on a cereal box
     
    #17 Legionnaire, Dec 10, 2015
  18. Or perhaps at a children's party. He looks more sane than the last clown I saw.
     
    #18 Zethryr, Dec 11, 2015
  19. I think you are being sold crystal meth
     
    #19 Mr_Tubs, Dec 11, 2015
  20. Guess who's not updating ever again?
     
    #20 PRIME, Dec 11, 2015
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