The story of TERRA

I am coming clean, forums. Ancienne has it all figured out. This is the biggest secret in all of Kingdoms At War, unraveled at last.

Let us start from the beginning. I'll just put it all out there.

He is the tale of Ancienne's glorious revelation. The original scriptures of this sacred tale can be found on my wall.



Note: this post is purely satirical. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Once upon a time, there was an outcast in Kingdoms at War named Ancienne. She is most known as the Guinness book of world record holder for most ellipsis used in her life, and also for blocking the most people in Kingdoms at War.

One special Wednesday evening, she found information that would change KaW forever. Upon stalking TERRA and his wall, she came across a post from the one and only Cella.

"You got cella on your wall? Explains a lot to me... Not trustworthy as I said before" she says, after which she promptly blocks TERRA.

TERRA was disturbed and curious by this post. "What has cella ever done to you, ancienne?" He asks.

"Nice try... You got way too many alts, dear. No wonder your main will never have more than 852 battle losses ... Owning best actives in the game, having a mod account, owning loads of clans, destroying every clan which isn't urs..." She says

"What is this" Terra wonders... "Could it be I am truly RedStar, saviour and enlightened one of KaW?"..

Ancienne did not come to this revelation easily. In her dark times of being perm silenced, she stalked TERRA for almost a year. She discovered that TERRA was the kingpin, using everyone who seemed to be a "friend" to do his bidding. She had discovered that TERRA has one alt in every single clan in the game....

And then Ancienne revealed the most philosophical question ever.

"Where does your greed and wish to dominate end? Do you want to be God himself?". TERRA was frightened. Suddenly his best kept secrets were being spilled.

It had taken Ancienne 3 years to find the main source of hate against her. In the end, all of her haters ended up being alts of TERRA.

Slowly but surely, Ancienne uncovered all of TERRA's true identities. If TERRA is RedStar, surely he is also WinoCzerwonaPolska, owner of RedStar, who also has "coincidentally" blocked Ancienne. The list went on and on as Ancienne revealed more and more alts..

In fact, Ancienne wondered which of the top Leaderboard players WEREN'T TERRA? She had come to the conclusion that the top 50 kingdoms in the land of KaW were controlled by 10 people, 40 of which were controlled by TERRA, the other 9 by robots. Not only that, but Ancienne uncovered that TERRA is constantly building more leaderboard accounts. Surely by being in a B2B HTE clan he will be on the leaderboard with any account in no time.

Ancienne also realized that TERRA was secretly using all her ideas in forums during his crusade to be moderator (which he has now achieved according to her). The only difference is that the evil TERRA twisted all her ideas to favour LB players.

Ancienne became enraged when she realized she was forum banned on 3 accounts, even though one had never posted. Yet the almighty TERRA, who can post whatever he wants, remains invincible. Banning Ancienne was a tactic by TERRA himself in order to silence her from revealing this conspiracy earlier.

TERRA had accomplished quite a lot considering he was a "single old woman". But in the end, Kingdoms At War is TERRA's game.

After this revelation, Ancienne realized that she could finally quit Kingdoms at War in peace. Her work had been done, her life's destiny fulfilled.

But before she vanished into dust.... She gave TERRA one last warning.....

"Perhaps you should keep some active and paying players in the game ... Or else my prediction that you will have to play with your own alts might come true..."


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That is all, fellow warriors of KaW.

Sincerely,
TERRA (top 50 leaderboard player x40)

 

You must be an alt of mine