Once upon a time, there was a boy named mikezilla4. He was in love with a sexy blonde that lived his icecream. He sang to her and made her fall in love with him. Life couldnt have been better. Mikezilla4 was walking down a forest trail, and then a man jumped out at me. "i am shifter! Give me your girlfriend!" noooo i said, but he started hitting me and hitting me and wouldnt stop! I ran home and hoped she would be there, but she wasnt, so i called the cops. "this man named shifter farmed me!!!!" were on the case. So, i went undercover, looking for my dareling, and went down to te ghetto. I ran into so hookers, an they said, buy me for an hour and ill tell you who shifter is. Btw, my name is bastion, she said. So i bought bastion for an hours, and he stripped me. Whyd u do that?!? I had to, its the only way i can tell you who shifter is, ...... NAKED. Bastion tells me all about shifter and where he hides out. It turns out that bastion is shifters h0e. I am infiltrating the fish store, and couldnt notice anything strange, until.... There were no fish!!! It was.... Well you know.... And then i saw it. Shifter was dominating my love. I jumped over and knee kicked him in his face. "dieeeee!!!!" i screamed and i pulled out my wang and slapped him in the face with it til he died. Then i walked over to my dareling, and said. "suck now" and she did, she did it so good it felt like a gallon of relief juice. It turns out, it was a gallon of relief juice, and she ended up dieing, of suffication, cuz so much juice. I went home and called bastion over. When bastion got here i shot him in the head 10 times, cuz i was so mad. Bastion had his other h0es and they all ran up to made and humped me to death. Then mike_c ran up and stole my dead body, and kept me in his fridge. The End The moral to this story is to not get mixed up with shifter and bastion. And when your dead, hid your body.....or mike_c will do weird things.
Haha! This is really good stuff! But it does look like a pron movie a bit! But it has no suspence! So not a pron movie! If it was true: ill be scared!!!