The Storage Crate! 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MM-Protean_Froakie-MM, Dec 29, 2014.



  1. There is an awakening in storage.... Have you felt it?


    Bonus points if you recognize that quote.


    Let's face it, whether you hate it or love it....

    STORAGE CRATES ARE GIFTS SENT FROM THE SHREK OVERLORDS!

    *insert cool music here








    Now, it is time for a backstory.....







    Long ago.... in the age of the Shrekoning, there lived two soldiers addicted to tap-tap games, Protean_Froakie and TheSethosaurusRex There were many skirmishes in the land of Layers. Then the nuke went off...


    Immediately, these two men knew what to do....



    They ran.


    They ran the **** out of there.


    Until, unfortunately, this thing confronted them....




    IT WAS THE MARVIN MECH 9000!A doomsday device sent to kill us all.....


    Mother of God, they were screwed.



    At least they were screwed....

    Then, Protean saw a storage crate! Immediately, he chucked it at the robot.




    It died from diabetes...


    VICTORY!!!!!






    At last, the rebellion was over!


    Everyone hailed the storage crate from then on, turning it from this....



    to this...




    It was a miracle!

    That's what they don't teach you in history books.



    And that's how the Earth was made.


    #StorageCrate5eva
     
  2. Ummmm... Support?
     
  3. reserved and cool story hail storge crates
     
  4. Even drunk people hail storage crates.

    #DontResist
    #StorageCrate5eva
     
  5. Fanlady Froakie 
     

  6. Super Seth.
     
  7. Luscious Larry

    Fruity Frog

    Awesome Ashes

    Wizardous Willy

    Omniscient Oli
     
  8. Uhh beginning beginner? Is that how it works?
     
  9. Sure m9
     
  10. The robot died of diabetes? You lost me there.
     
  11. Your actually trying to comprehend this story?
     
  12. You actually read the story?
     
  13. Yeah north, I did. It was interesting.
     
  14. This is dumb. There's no purpose behind it and it was more annoying than anything.

    Don't post crap threads, put some effort into them
     
  15. Are you high, drunk, or otherwise intoxicated with neural stimulants...?
     
  16. Didn't you make a thread about interviewing extreme or something like that. That's also a crap thread :|