This is Rolf. He likes flying. He likes being animated. He is made up of letters and numbers. He likes making people go "WTF, how'd you do that?!". Well enough of introductions. One day Rolf was out on a walk in the park. He was singing his favorite song. "Helicopters" by R.o.B. It went a little like... "Helicopters in the morning sky like flaming asteroids!! I could use a burger right now, burger right now, burger right now..." Yeah so anyway... While he was walking he came upon a dead squirrel. "Chop chop!!", said Rolf. He must avenge the death of this squirrel!! He flew off to the distant land of the Divided Territories of E-Merica. How he knew the killer was there? Even I don't know. (Psst, [GPS]). There he found, in the middle of Albania, Old Kroy, the evil Jonas Brother, Deadward. Deadward grabbed a caterpillar at Rolf but Rolf just flew forward and cut the caterpillar in half!! "Holy werewolf!! How could you destroy my evil powers!!", Deadward screamed. Rolf explained ,"With the power of my banhammer!!" and as he finished the last word, Rolf smashed down his blow-up hammer on Deadwards sparkly face and killed him. "Hurray!!" cried Rolf as he rode off into the sun.