Let me just start off by saying that this is my first forum attempt at using "images", "fancy colors" and whatever you guys like, so please accept my garbage image sizing with a good ol' bacon recipe! As we all know, the human body is recommended to consume from the "4 recommended food groups", being Fruits&Vegetables, Milk&Alternatives, Bacon&Alternatives and Chocolate. Today, we will focus on the largest and most important food group, Bacon & Alternatives. Mostly bacon. This food group has been proven by some fake health care professionals and unreliable sources as being the most important, healthiest part of your diet. Anywhoo, let's get started! So today in Warwolf's Kitchen, we'll be talking about making one of our favorite recipies. Bacon Brownies! That's right, Mr. Fake Health Care Professional, those ARE good. He's a sneak peek at what we'll be making today. Feel free to take a short break from reading this to cry or faint or run to the store and buy bacon or whatever. We understand. This recipe calls for a simple list of ingredients! 1/4 pound bacon, 2 tablespoons honey, 1 cup brown sugar, 1/4 cup white sugar, 2 eggs lightly beaten, 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract, 3/4 cups all purpose-flour, 1/2 cocoa powder, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 cup chocolate chips, 2 cups of water We'll start with the first step. Drink a cup of water. You'll need to stay hydrated while doing this. Passing out on raw bacon is not desirable. Second, you'll need to preheat your oven to 350 degrees. If you don't have an oven, go to a neighbour's house and use theirs. They may expect bacon brownies as payment. Third, grease an 8-inch square backing dish. It looks like this. Don't use a circle. Fourth, fry the bacon in a skillet over medium-high heat until nearly crisp, about 5 minutes. Add honey and stir until the foaming subsides. Remove the bacon with a slotted spoon to a plate to cool. Mix melted butter, brown sugar, white sugar, and vanilla extract in a large bowl; mix in eggs. Resist the temptation of consuming the sugar. Dice the bacon. Note that it hurts you more than it hurts them, don't worry. They want this. Sift flour, cocoa powder, and salt together in a bowl; add to the egg mixture. Fold bacon and chocolate chips into the mixture; pour into the prepared baking dish. I know it smells amazing, but please don't eat the cooked bacon. If you already have, go back to step 4. Now for the most difficult step of the recipe. Brace yourself. Bake in the preheated oven until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, 25 to 35 minutes. Allow brownies to cool for 20 minutes before cutting into squares. Feel free to observe the bacon brownies as they transform. While you wait, pour the last cup of water onto the floor to prevent your enemies/friends/family from consuming the bacon brownies upon removal. Then, eat them. Or store them for winter, whatever you want. Boom. Bacon Brownies. I am not responsible for failed BB codes, heart-attacks or break and enter charges. Consume responsibly.