Once in a magical world of ooh, a little kitten ate to much candy at the movies while watching justin biebers, never say never. The movie was very emotional so the kitten ate lots of candy, but puked a quarter of the candy when he saw Justin bieber smiling at 70 year old makeup artist. They then kissed and the kitten threw up again. When the kitten got home, he had a terrible cramp. At first he thought that all this time his mom and dad mistook him for a boy when he was really a girl! Was he about to have a baby??? No. He just had to dump really badly. So he went and sat down on the potty chair with this months edition of cosmos magazine. He pushed and pushed but it couldn't come out! What would he do? So he got up and went to ask mommy and daddy what to do. But they where having some naked grownup bonding time. So he simply went to lay down. He woke up in the morning with the poop still hanging off his backside like an extra tail and he went to see mommy and daddy, but this time there was a whole litter of kittens and they were still bonding! So he lived the rest of his lonely days with crusty poop hanging off his butt. All because he watched Justin bieber. Damn Justin bieber!