The IWBS disease!

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by 34533235DeDemonLord, Feb 9, 2014.

  1. ATTENTION!

    A huge amount of people have already caught this disease and it is spreading quickly!

    What it is:
    IWBS or I Write Bull **** disease is a disease that causes the person who has it to gain stupid or worthless ideas, and spread them. Most people have caught a regional version of this disease, also known as KIWBS or KaW I Write Bull ****. Most people who have it are found in forums, sympotoms include:
    -Ally hire begging
    -People looking for clans
    -or the newest and deadliest of all: Goodbye KaW posts.

    Ally hire begging:
    This type of thee disease is simple, yet effective. Picture this:
    You are wandering in forums, and see a poor soul (diseased man) begging for an ally hire. and being a generous person you hire it. But. Later you realize you are diseased as well. You see the ally. The inactive 50-... bil ally sitting there, and you wish or it to disappear. Lately you have been trying to sell it in wc, but no. And then, with your diseased eyes you spot it, the forum, a chance of salvation and realize that. YOU. MUST.
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    People looking for clans:
    Not even worth my time explaining, just give them a good strong dose of **** or "Shut The **** Up" and they should be good. Don't let them into your clan, since they are annoying. They are so annoying that you will leave your clan and spam forums as well.

    Goodbye!
    Ignore these posts, these are just popular people, trying to be even more popular (what else is new? :| ). Anyway, it started out as people actually leaving and no one cared, but then popular, well known forumers did it and kaw lost its ****. Just don't do this, it's really simple:
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    I realize this is going off topic so here's something sexy:
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    Anyone supporting kaw intervention on these posts post "support" below and I will add you to my list. Thank you everybody who supports. If you don't support, please tell why and I will try to improve.

    "Dat forum bull ****"©
    ♪ When there's forum spam, begging, and more ♫
    ♪just shut up don't be a *****♫
    ♪No one cares if you're "One Tough Ass" ♫
    ♪'cuz you'll be farmed till you lose your sass ♫
    ♪that's right I said it, cut the **** ♫
    ♪or you'll get hurt quite bit ♫
    ♪being a fake and saying goodbye ♫
    ♪you don't have a life do not lie ♫
    ♪lose all that sass and do it quickly ♫
    ♪you don't want to be on Jack *** Weekly! ♫

    TOGETHER WE SHALL MAKE KAW A BETTER PLACE!!!!
     
  2. full support
     
  3. Op caught a little case of kiwbs
     
  4. Very very true o_O good job OP u can state the obvious :33 *claps*
     
  5. You found a cure?? QUICK, POST A THREAD ABOUT IT SO I CAN READ IT AND EAT CUPCAKES
     
  6. funny read
     
  7. ty wasnt meant to be serious
     
  8. The goodbye threads.

    When people who aren't well known, or who haven't had a lot of forum use, that can be understandable. Their friends wouldn't use forums often, and probably wont.see it. Still, they should be able to say their last regards here.

    As for others who are forum-famous, you guys would all jump up and wish them a good life. If willy the deuce made a goodbye thread, i know for a fact we'd all be there crying. Saying nobody cares on a goodbye thread isn't right, cause deep down we all care a little.


    That doesn't go for the spammy "i kwit, im goong bak 2 (insert game here) kuz u guys suk." Goodbye threads. Nobody cares about those.
     
  9. I meant to say some of us care instead of "we all care", cause some of us don't.
     
  10. You spelled symptoms wrong
    This isn't your Germany hitler
     
  11. Oh My God I couldn't stop laughing at the Sponge Bob picture
     
  12. The rest of the thread melted away when i saw the toast gif.