The Goat Flies at Midnight (Based on a true story) The goat flies at midnight under the dawn twilight in the nether world. Fly, goat of harvest, to the place of the Chinese coughing dogs. Magic pineapples shoot from the eye of the tiger, the dawn twilight, the raspberry corn-wall. Nigerian earth worms consume the dictionary of the pokerfaced atomic super noob. Baboon of Vengance, eater of Jack Daniels, colors twinkies pure of evil by the hand of the Mocking Angel. Fly, goat of the harvest, savior of all things made in China, fly to the Baboon of Vengance and smite him with the relentless power of all Baconia!