Ever wonder how we regenerate troops every 5 mins? Ever wondered what it would be like to be a warrior in this world? Well here's a few thoughts upon a life of a soldier in this Funny Fickle World we call KaW King/Queen: Go forth and battle my brave and noble warriors! You may die in the heat if battle but your names will be spoken throughout history for generations to come!!! Soldiers: HOOZAH!!! King/Queen: You will all die actually, bring me gold somehow every time I unleash you in an EB, I don't know how when the last of you will be killed off but I still get the gold anyways. Plus you all will be replaced within the hour into my next generation of a full army! I will tell the same exact thing to them as well when that hour comes, which somehow I never get tired of telling a whole brand new army this every hour! (crickets chirp) Soldiers: .............. So here's an example of an epic battle in warbeasts when they finally find huge boar Soldier: ok so we got past everything we need to know about this place and we're looking for a crazy blood thirsty oversized boar earn our king/queen gold until they replace us in five minutes with more forces or if they decide to upgrade the ranks then we will be out of a job by better soldiers. Seems legit Another example for fighting those gosh darned trolls: Soldier #1: oh darn this trolls got a wicked attitude today!! Soldier #2: yeah anyone would have a
catty attitude if they had THAT for a name! Soldier #1: really? What is the troll's name? Soldier #2: it's name is Snookie! Soldier #1: Realy?!?! From Jersey Shore?!?! Soldier #2: yeah! Really! It even looks like her! Soldier #1: I HAVE TO GET AN AUTOGRAPH!!!' -rushes to snookie with a piece of parchment, quill and ink- Soldier #2: No wait!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!! Here's a passage during the reckoning Soldier #1: Man I hate being out at sea... This really isn't good for my stomach! Soldier #2: Well look on the bright side, at least we can die out here in the heat, rage, and glory of battle! It's not like we're back home as the ship builders... Just think of it, having to build a whole new fleet within every hour to fit every single trooper into 24 ships filled with warriors and 36 ships filled with spies assassins and thieves all the like. That's like 2 ships of warriors and 3 ships of assassins every 5 minutes! Who would want to live a life like that? Soldier #1: I guess you're right, we are always replaced within the hour and unlike us, they don't have a choice to die... Myrmidon: I'd rather die in battle than be revived every 2 minutes to clear the lane for you guys to attack! You know how painful it is to die by a giant tentacle squeezing you to death for 2 whole minutes and be revived to do it all over again?! (awkward silence) Here's another moment in Thorak the Destroyer after beating the Diamond encrusted titans: Soldier: this huge tall mountain of a golem is over!!! Hahahaaaa! -earthquake- Soldier: oh no don't tell me....that's the big boss... During the first phase: Soldier: aha! I remember these guys! Way to easy! Second phase Soldier: ok so this bug guy ain't gonna quit without a fight eh? Well it's time to use a little red potion of problem issues he might have in life! Like being GROUNDED when he was a young little golem! -throws elixir of rage- btw I was told that little option does work... Idk how a titan like this big boy can absorb it when it's totally metallic... Metal doesn't absorb fluids...Kinda strange you know... Now onto Apherium of Exile right when you finish the first bar of ghosties Soldier: now to open up this seal of the dead with a seal of deflection... (other clansmen in EB scramble to drop items quickly as they can) Soldier: WE GOT IT WE GOT IT WE GOT IT!!! -keeps throwing more seals of deflection at the seal of dead and rushes at the seal as it opens up- lets go guys! This EB is almost compl---- -gets his head lopped off by a random ghostie that popped out of nowhere with its whole army of 283499 brethren ghosties- That's it for now all my faithful readers!!! Glad you made time to read! Give some obvious feedback of horrible grammar and misuse of punctuation, but give me some feedback how you may or may have thought about this might happen in this world!
Y'know D_Bo, I have come to appreciate your smug comments and useless arguments that you start with all the wrong people. I just hope you find a forum topic that really suits you, because Fan Fiction just isn't for you. :\