Post something funny, get laughs, just keep it funny, good-humored, no cursing, no bs chain mail, something that people wanna read. Okay, not much to it, but here goes, enjoy!!!
I guess I will start: Mexican joke: The Mexican handshake: Put your hand up like a fence, then walk your fingers over it saying: "lalalala, jump ze border!!!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! DUH! Yes, but why did he cross back! UMM... To prove he wasn't chicken! HA HA HA!
How Smart Is Your Right Foot? (don't shoot the messenger lol) Try this, I swear this will frustrate you. It is preprogrammed into your brain and there's nothing you can do about it! 1. Sitting in a chair, lift your right leg up and move it in clockwise circles. 2. While moving your leg, lift you right arm up and draw the number '6' in the air. I can garentee if you do this right, your leg will change directions. I'm sure your going to try this again today if u haven't already! Have fun!!!
Sry, I spent 2 hours trying to figure it out, then I saw how impossible it was and frustrated my friends instead.