The Forum Clan Valijant Prokleta Hrabrost. Dužnost. Porodični. Exactly as the name implies, we are Forumers. A ragtag group of individuals that do not necessarily like each other, but do what is necessary to survive. Alright maybe that's not true. We do tolerate each other. Most of the time. The group was formed when four brilliant players (and Noodehl) joined together to make a clan targeted toward the forum elite. Those who are well known on forums, but find themselves clanless. Looking at you TERRA. Clan Chat is never boring, as an extremely unexpected rap battle between The Lord of pasta and The Lord of Tea could break out at any time, or a friendly, (heh), game of CC Roulette. There are four lords in the Forum. Cow, Lord of Bovines. D4rK, Lord of Darkness. Noodehl, Lord of Pasta. Zeth, Lord of Tea. These three Valiant (Pun pun pun if you understand the motto) warriors fought through oppression, turmoil, and death threats from Deni, to bring you what has become know as the Forum Noob Capital of KaW. Hoorah. We have no CS requirements. Feel free to park your useless statless alts for the time being. That is subject to change. Now although it is mostly fun and games, there are rules. 1. Respect the Owners. This goes without saying. 2. Be active and hit the EB. God I swear some people... 3. Expect random rap battles in CC. Do not balk at vulgar language and unkind mother jokes. That is the nature of CC Rap. 4. Be ever vigilant of a game of CC Roulette. You will know what this is when you join. 5. If, by some miracle of God above, a seal is dropped, it is used here. If you do not, we spank. 6. Review 1-6 (Yay, a Paradox. No. Paradox. NOT PAIR OF DUCKS NOODEHL.) There are also a couple requirements. 1. You must be active in CC. That means you cannot be perm silenced and join. Sorry. Unless you bring a mouthpiece alt. 2. You MUST have a sense of humor. Take a tip from me, and bridge the gap between brilliant egotism, and characteristic self depreciation at all times, while still being the butt of unkind mother jokes. Ownership Cycles Alphabetically Between the Four Lords of the Forums. A few things before you get your life back: Noodehl is prone to excessive and unnecessary angry outbursts. He is easily triggered. D4rK constantly talks about the "War." About how it changes a man. How he still wakes up screaming. But for the life of me, I cannot figure out what war a teenager was allowed to join. :lol: Cow actually takes part in the eating of Steak, preferably from Saltgrass Steakhouse. Although this is cannibalism, it's okay, because Cow is a chill dude. Zeth is totally not narcissistic. Totally. Really. He got tested. He only speaks in the third person because it is a life choice. Until the government bans it. The Forum Clan. Don't laugh. We're smaller when we're cold. Oh crap wrong motto... Edit: We are currently rebuilding due to a whoops by Cow. Shun. Shun.
Re: The Forumers Huh.. Never thought I'd need a reason.. For not being as good as old forumers? I'm nostalgic for them.
Re: The Forumers We'd need a safe word first. I propose... "Conservatism". Nothing wanted happens after that word is invoked.
Re: The Forumers And nothing real happens after the word global warming/climate change is said, so can it be our signal to have unicorn RP?
Re: The Forumers Rule #1, Members have to respect the owners? Like, as in respect respect? Or like, with all do 'respect' your sisters a whore, type respect? Oh man, im still stuck on rule number one. How many are there? And are they going to be as difficult as the first one? Ah damn... I better go take a xanax just in case. Maybe 2.
Re: The Forumers Either or works. Noodehl doesn't exactly warrant a "yes sir" and a crisp slap to the ass.