WARNING!!! The following thread may contain material that is not suitable for some audiences. Viewer discretion advised. WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED KotFE- Black Flame VERSUS The Farting War Machine A vicious war is about to take place. On one side we have the deadly assassins at Black Flame; ruthless warriors known for their prowess on the battlefield and their ability to literally make the enemy crap themselves. Crapping themselves we have the less appealing Farting Fail Machines, depicted above by their "biggest" warrior, Cor-X. Being the amazing assassins we are, we at Black Flame have infiltrated the toxic camp of the Fartans and wanted to share their strategy with our KAWmunity incase any other clans have the misfortune of being downwind from this clan. Huddled in the dark around their campfire, we listen to the Fartans go over their strategy and discover their secret weapon...... BEANS!!! This magical food is the sole source of the Fartans power; its rumored that the more they eat, the more they... hoot and holler. With so much ammunition at their disposal they are a force to be feared. But luckily we were able to observe some of the techniques they were getting ready to use on us. Speedy, their clan owner and leader, a master martial fartist, practicing his signature move, the flying gas kick Further down the camp we found Biff perfecting his KameHameToot If you thought the Fartan men were scary.. you've never had a run in with BadGirls Bowels of Despair Luckily their whole clan is not filled with dangerous gastro warriors like these three. There's plenty of novices there as well. Front the everlasting noob is having trouble pulling his move off Front isn't the only one who is good at catching fire, Dastlisv doesn’t seem to be fairing much better Not having any real skill, Grinzy can't do much more besides live up to his name and stand around smiling And this Lady Fartan seems to be enjoying herself way too much... maybe it really does smell like roses? Whether skilled or not, The Farting Fail Machine will be destroyed. They can not possibly expect to overcome our Black Flame. After all, fighting Fire with Farts is just asking for one big explosion RUN FARTANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!