THE DUMBEST HUMAN TO EVER TOUCH THE INTERNET

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PrestonGarvey, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. Hello KaW.
    For the first time in my life I am speechless. There are no words for what I have seen. So, I was in THAT part of the internet, the one with conspiracies and stuff and not Mia Khalifa (if you know what I mean).
    So I was reading this Web page and giggling, when I asked myself, is it really possible to be that stupid? And a few clicks later and I found a YouTube video... About why vaccines cause autism. Are you ready to be so flabbergasted that you will want to hang yourself? Here is a comment:

    When I read that, I wanted aliens top snatch me up and take me to be probed or some thing, then take me away from this planet! How can someone even think this? This is utterly ludicrous! Oh, and yes I have microwaved a spoon on accident; nothing happens, it just warms up a bit. There are more...

    You may be thinking, he has a point, you don't even need vaccines if you live isolated or what not, but by God did I feel suicidal after reading this next part:

    Ehhhbwebehhbuuu, hooooo ma God. *takes long, deep, breaths for a minute*. What... The... Flippers? Who gains from lieing about where you live? Why lie in the first place? Who started this? Why don't we put the brain of a chicken into this mans body, seeing as it would make use of it better? Literally, no jokes, this guy thinks that "Barrack Osama Jihadi Obama" (real and unfortunately serious quote) lies to people about where they live. Please may we have a moment. This is mind boggling! So many questions, so few answers.

    If this thread does alright, I'll make a sequel, thanks for reading!

    Edit:
    Here is another one that I found:
    So he supports Donald Fart AND thinks vaccines cause autism... This guy has the iq of sheep with brain damage.
     
  2. Leafy called
     
  3. So did pyro and maximbady
     
  4. He should field test those stunning theories. Ya know, academic rigor and all that.
     
  5. Its true though! You non believer!
     
  6. Well sounds like the just proved spontaneous human combustion..

     
  7. How is one a slave to the economy tho
     
  8. Mia khalifa is pretty fugly.
     
  9. lol he's prob unemployed...
     
  10. Please don't bring leafy to kaw. It's already toxic enough here.
     
  11. The-anti-vax movement dies out pretty fast when there's a "no jab no play" or "no jab no school" structure in play. They all change their tune real quick if they look like losing a government benefit.
     
  12. The video that i got the comments from was posted yesterday.
     
  13. Yeah plus this thread is pretty cringey...
     
  14. Never heard of autism but there was a case awhile back a vaccine crippled a women's mind to the point she couldn't walk anymore  but stuff like that beyond rare to say the least 
     
  15. Make sure you get your needles.

    Pharmaceutical companies are in the business of making customers, not cures.

    Oh and believe what your government endorses, because they don't lie.

    Sheep 
     
  16. Not only unemployed, but also highly uneducated.
     
  17. I thought you were talking about the devs lmao
     
  18. Though for sure this was a Trump thread before I opened it