So when we play this game we see various players. Some more favourable then others heres a few "Examples" of these types of players. The Noob - Most common amongst these usually asks a lot of questions. ie: Noob- "Hey can I get a volley?" Me- "Bro you are like wayyyy overpriced 1t for 200k cs K. bye" The 'Quitting' Noob- They make an account, rage, then quit. ie: Quitting Noob- "Can i get a volley?" Me and Everyone else- "....." Quitting Noob- "Fine since no one wants to help I will just quit then! It is a stupid game anyways" Brags to Begs- These are the Bark and No Bite kind of players. Often situations go kind of like this... ie: Bragger- "Man everyone in worldchat has no clue how to play..its funny really" 5 Minutes Later Begger- "I apologize I swear I didnt know please stop farming me!!!!" The OSWer- These players only do Off System Wars, often they are in big clans designed soley for that purpose and make fun of "Eb Fairys" ie: OSWer 1- "Man we stripped that guy good " OSWer 2- "Yeah he was crying on your wall lol" Me- " Yeah I really hit that eb hard today made good cash!" OSWer- "....Eb Fairy" Eb Fairies and Pros - these people mainly do ebs, and play the game in a more casual fashion. The pros on the other hand....well they take it to far. ie: Eb Fairy- "I was hitting a Warbeasts earlier and make 3m a hit! I was shell shocked at the 300m i made!!!" Eb Pro- "3m a hit? I make 500m a hit easy on HTE with Golden Crux, Battle Cry, 15% proflific plunderer and 13% Blood Rains on a double gold HTE weekend!" Me- "Isnt that really bad for a guy with 50mcs?" Eb Pro- "shut up my towers reduce my plunder" The World Chatters - Literally all they do is chat on worldchat and talk about serious matters. ie: TWC 1- "You hear about that bombing?" TWC 2 - "Which one?" TWC 3 - "I heard the plan to make the age to drink 10 in America!" Me- "Guys this is world chat, take this crap to PM" The Oldschoolers- My personal Favorite! They love to talk about how ruined kaw is and how it was so much greater back in the day. I admit I have reminisced once and awhile aswell ie: The Oldschooler- "Kaw use to be great! there were no ebs, there were plunder wars! There were reset to get op permanent equipment! And being on the LB meant something!!" Me - "Plunder wars was a broken system, You can still get reset equipment even if the chance is super slim, and the LB...well cant disagree with you there xD" Obviously this isnt all the types of player there are so many people with so many personailities! so i encourage you to write your own description of a type of player you may have encountered and write a little dialogue to go along with it!!! remember this is purely for entertainment so please do not get offended and simply enjoy!!!
There is the rare "helper" person in KaW. The kind few souls that teach the noobs and remain as a friendly contact for a long time after. Ie. Me/noob "hey what does [blank] do and how do I get it?" Helper "Ah, [blank] is [blank] and you can get from [blank]. Any other questions?"
The Takes Everythig Literally- These players perfer to not see the humour in a conversation ie: Player- "500 mil from 300% what have you been playing a week?" me- "its a joke you know that right...?"
What about the Big Talker - Big talker: "I just farmed you so hard" Other player: "No, half your hits were fails" Big talker: "I will keep farming you until... insert pointless reason here.." Me: *sigh*