The Demented dwarf hamsters and reigning red pandas

One day there was a girl. Her name was Harriet. It was Harriet's 10th birthday and her parents got her a dwarf hamster called Humphrey. Humphrey was dark brown and golden color with redish brown eyes. One day Harriet went to feed humphrey but he bit her hand and ran away. Harriet lived in Australia and was near a rainforest so Humphrey hid there. He found a hollow tree trunk and slept there but when he woke up he saw a red panda staring at him with big golden eyes.
"Hey what you lookin at?" said humphrey.
"you" answered the red panda.
"why?" asked Humphrey.
"because you're weird, I've never seen anything like you before" said the red panda.
"I'm a dwarf hamster and my name is Humphrey"
"I'm a red panda and my name is Anthony. Ive seen a hamster before but what is wrong with your eyes and teeth?"
" nothing!"
"look at yourself!" Anthony pulled a mirror from a near by hollow tree trunk
and showed it to humphrey. Humphreys eyes were bright red and his teeth were three times the size of a rabbits and sticking out wonkily.
"what happened to my beautiful face!" screamed humphrey. He jumped on Anthony's back and said "let's go to the pet shop or vets I don't want to look like this!"


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Anthony took Humphrey to the vets and went straight into the room the vet was in because the lady at the counter couldn't understand red panda. The vet was operating on a chiwawa but stopped imediately when he saw anthony and Humphrey standing by the door.
"What the hell?! A hamster riding on a red panda? Nurse, tell me im not seeing things?!" said the vet.
"I'm a dwarf hamster and we have names you know!" said Humphrey. He had been practicing his english since he was little.
"Uhh, your not seeing things but a talking hamster is not normal" said the nurse.
"DWARF hamster!" Humphrey reminded them.
Bbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp!! The chiwawa was dead.
"he was gonna die anyway" said the vet.

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"ok what do you want?"asked the vet.
" I want my face back to normal!" said humphrey.
"and what's the matter with your face now?"
"it's gone all freaky and weird!"
"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about it a dwarf hamster can't have a facelift!"
"fine! But you will rue the day you said no to humphrey the freaky-faced talking dwarf hamster! You will rue it!"
Humphrey stormed out of the vets and back to the rainforest with anthony following close behind.
"what are we going to do?" asked Humphrey.
" I could get my secret army of red pandas to attack the vet and the village and eventually take over the world?" answered anthony.
"I wish that was possible, I really do" said Humphrey.
"I wasn't making that up you know. I really do have a secret army of red pandas" said anthony. At that moment a swarm of red pandas came and surrounded humphrey and Anthony.
"and you thought this story couldn't get any weirder" said Anthony.


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"let's go take over the world!" said Humphrey. He jumped on Anthony's back and walked into the village with the army of red pandas following them.
Anthony pointed at a group of red pandas to the left. "you! Go attack the school. Walk in there and pretend to be cute the children will love you then you kill them!" the group of red pandas went towards the school. The rest of the red pandas split into five groups and started attacking the rest of the village.

Back at her house the girl who owned Humphrey was sad. Her mum said she would get her a new dwarf hamster but she wanted Humphrey back. She was lying in her bed watching coronation street when she heard a crash downstairs. Her mum and dad had gone out with their friends and left her in the house alone.
"what was that?"she said to herself. She got up and went downstairs to see what made the noise. There was nothing there. She walked into the kitchen and saw about ten red pandas in a row ready to attack.
"aaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhh!" she screamed.

A big group of red pandas went to the village hall to see the mayor and get him to give them his village. They marched in and kidnapped the mayor and took him deep into the rainforest.
"what do you want from me?" he asked.
"we want your village "
"why?"
"because of your stupid vet!"
"well I'll fire him"
"he's already dead"
"what are you going to do to me if I don't do what you want?"
"we will kill you and your village including the buildings"
"fine have the village I'm getting away from here!" the mayor ran away and didn't stop untill he was 2 miles away.

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"the village is ours! And soon be the world!" said Anthony.
"our army isn't big enough to take over the world yet" said Humphrey.
"I'll get some other animals like the unicorns and vampire cats. Then we take over the world, make them our servants and life Is good"
"go get em then I don't want to wait long!"
"ok, on my way" Anthony went to go find all his animal friends and asked them if they would help him take over the world. They all said yes except the sloths cause they couldn't be bothered and the caterpillars cause they would get trodden on.
"what now" asked Humphrey.
"rhinos and spider monkeys encase Australia, penguins and unicorns invade Iceland, vampire cats, barn owls and meerkats invade the UK," and Anthony carried on giving orders while humphrey decided he wanted some clothes to wear when he was king of the world so he went shopping. When he was at the shop he bought a suit, a bow tie, a fake moustache, a bra, and some trainers.
He was now in the MEN'S underwear part of the shop.
"is it a pair if underpants or just underpants?" he asked himself.
"underpant, underpants, pair of underpants, a underpant..." he tried out different ways of saying it. While he was still trying to say "underpants" anthony burst into the shop and ran to humphrey.
"it's time to take over the world, our army has gone." said Anthony.
"yay! Now what?" asked Humphrey.
" we wait " said Anthony.

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So far the army had taken over at least a third of the world until something very strange happened...

"now shape-shifters, turn into guinea pigs and take over Ukraine. Vampire cats and sparrows take Germany and tigers you can get Denmark."
"Yes sir!"
The animals went to invade their assigned country. It seemed that pretty soon they would have the world, but news was spreading and countries that hadn't been invaded were preparing for them. Some animals refused to join the army and tried to protect their country, but failed, until now.

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